MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
What do you think about this guy?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
wjh
Master Don Juan
What the hell do you think we think about it?
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
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I dont get it, why would a wife need to "lure" her husband into the woods, couldnt she just say "lets go for a walk" ? And I'm pretty sure feeding him horny goat weed wouldnt have turned him into a sex crazed monster, although I guess considering she looks like a bloated corpse she figured she needed all the help she could get? This has got to be made up, these people are beyond phucked. I'm with wjh.
Just another zombie that will have to be despatched when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, I've got 7 .40 caliber magazines and a couple bolt action bada$$es. I'll go home and weld steel plates around the Kenworth, then get a bunch of guys to ride in a dump trailer behind me, shooting zombies everywhere we go.
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I wouldnt do that, although sounds good on paper that thing will use too much fuel, not to mention the roads will be full of cars and debris, the guys in your trailer will be sitting ducks. I personally would have a trail bike.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Then I need to get a big pushbar welded into the frame of the Kenworth, combine that with the 500 hp Cummins and nothing will stop us. It goes without saying, the first thing I'll do when the alerts come on the radio is go steal a tanker full of diesel. I'd then coordinate other truck guys over the cb and we'd establish our own fuel, food, and weapons storage depot. Ideally, we could find a place with a big fence around it, and not have to destroy it getting inside.
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race