revolutionnow
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What a digrace to his people
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
What do you think about MacGregor now
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
EyeBRollin
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MacGregor is a roided up fraud.
A+ for his style, marketing, and entertainment value, however. Big ups.
A+ for his style, marketing, and entertainment value, however. Big ups.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
If you get hit in the head for long enough, one of the first mental abilities to go is your impulse control.
Sho-No-Luv
Senior Don Juan
Same as before..
He's a fooking overated bum
He's a fooking overated bum
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
I think he took improvising a little too far lol. I'd still love to see a fight between him and Khabib though.
Macaframalama
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Cha-ching$$$
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
He and Mayweather are supposed to fight in the Octagon now for the UFC...except no kicks, knees, elbows, or grappling will be allowed. They are going to allow clench-fighting, at least of some kind. It is like inventing a new sport, just for these two, but ironically it may actually resemble boxing from the 1800's, where grappling from a standing position was largely allowed.
https://www.foxsports.com/west/stor...s-no-takedowns-skip-bayless-undisputed-041018
https://www.foxsports.com/west/stor...s-no-takedowns-skip-bayless-undisputed-041018
No kicks, knees, elbows, or grappling? That's bullsh1t.
Bible_Belt
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I keep thinking of how weird it could get. If Mayweather gets to break if either of them touch the canvas, he will just put down a knee to make the ref break them up. Then Macregor would know that, and probably be holding him up with one hand and punching him with another. The extent to which they allow standing grappling will determine everything. If they won't break them up, MacGregor would do best to smash Mayweather against the cage wall and hold him there, like Randy Couture used to do.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
CrashOverRide
Don Juan
This needs to be a pure MMA fight or its not worth it! Mayweather shouldn't worry, if he loses nobody expected him to win anyway just like when Conor went to boxing.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I agree. They need to pick a sport and not make up a new one. I always thought K1 kickboxing would have been a good compromise. Learning to defend against kicks can be accomplished a lot faster than the years it takes to learn to grapple.
It started out so well....
He should have gave Aldo a rematch.
(just like recently in the women's category Rose Namajunas gave Joanna Jędrzejczyk the former champion a rematch, after previously Rose fought Joanna for the title and was a huge underdog going in. She upset the odds and Joanna gave every excuse in the book. Rose agreed to a rematch and beat her again, although not a knockout like in the first match.)
He shouldn't have been let skip the queue to fight Alvarez.
Obviously he should have defended his belts.
See: Stipe Miočić. that's what a champ does, defends his belts.
He cares more about the money now and must believe he is more marketable while been "two weight champion"
Fight Khabib.
The Burgerking advert is cringeworthy.
He should have gave Aldo a rematch.
(just like recently in the women's category Rose Namajunas gave Joanna Jędrzejczyk the former champion a rematch, after previously Rose fought Joanna for the title and was a huge underdog going in. She upset the odds and Joanna gave every excuse in the book. Rose agreed to a rematch and beat her again, although not a knockout like in the first match.)
He shouldn't have been let skip the queue to fight Alvarez.
Obviously he should have defended his belts.
See: Stipe Miočić. that's what a champ does, defends his belts.
He cares more about the money now and must believe he is more marketable while been "two weight champion"
Fight Khabib.
The Burgerking advert is cringeworthy.