Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What do you like/dislike about your body?

MindOverMatter

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it makes the muscles in your neck denser and thicker, and makes it harder for someone to strangle you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Visceral

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Originally posted by Fatality
You just don't want it bad enough.
Is there anything that I can do to fix this?
 
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Double

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amazing what a body one can develop by only(?) squatting. really an inspiration this guy!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Soprano

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+ tall
+ very muscular forearms
+ big shoulders
+ i've been complimented on my great smile randomly, quite a few times
+ my brain
+ my intimidating Suge Knight glare that I can turn on and off in an instant :cool:

- fat
- lazy
- hard-to-manage facial hair
- pale
- big feet
 

jiza101

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+ tall
+ nice eyes
+ nice lips
+ nice tan
+ big legs

- Small arms and wrists
- I have large front teeth (****s my smile)
- My hair is to thick
- Bigish earlobes
- Big nipples (little bit of fat there as well)
- Carrying to much fat
- Little bit of acne on face (on roaccutane now)

:mad:
 

Warboss Alex

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+ tall
+ dark
+ handsome
+ well spoken
+ articulate
+ lovely dark eyes
+ intelligent
+ charming
+ very muscular
+ manly stubble
+ greek
+ trilingual
+ determined
+ motivated
+ energetic
+ enthusiastic
+ sympathetic
+ kind-hearted
+ generous
+ considerate
+ understanding
+ 'dynamite in bed'
etc etc..

- arrogant, superior, smug, conceited, self-praising bastard. :p
 

semag

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lol, that made me laugh. good way to start my day
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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manuva

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+ fast
+ pretty
+ can't possibly be beat
+ so mean I make medicine sick
+ float like a butterfly
+ sting like a bee
 
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