TheMonkeyKing
Master Don Juan
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I don't have a particular type, but lately am wanting to try different shapes, sizes and colours 
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This.Colossus said:I've gone through phases.
I was into latinas for a while, then I had a black girl phase, dated a Brazilian girl, and all types of white girls.
Now that my tastes have "matured", I like fair-skinned, fit, northern to eastern european types with long or very long hair.
Big boobs are great, but all other things being equal I would take a girl with shapely legs and as$ and a flat chest over a big-busted woman with a flabby or flat as$ any day of the week.
My eyes started watering when I saw that. Holy f*** :yes: and yes I'm a mulatto...In2theGame said:I Love the thick big booty blonde girls. Im seeing a thick girl right now but brunette, however i went out with a blonde last week. Pretty face, big t*ts and big booty. Not trying to make this a race thing but the black dudes go crazy over that type lol http://i.imgur.com/UTkn1os.jpg Thick booty FTW![]()
LMAO! dude the other pics you showed those girls are huge and disgusting. I like it thick with a shape but not sloppy. maybe this is a better example http://i.imgur.com/oApud96.jpg although that might be photoshopped because that looks too perfect. Thick girls WITH a shape not roles are ****ing awesome.AttackFormation said:My eyes started watering when I saw that. Holy f*** :yes: and yes I'm a mulatto...
I find both this, this and this very arousing. "Normal" girls usually just don't register sexually for me, don't know why. It takes a girl like one of those three (as long as she isn't short, doesn't have short hair and doesn't smoke) to make me interested beyond just relieving an urge. I have to cross the Atlantic some day, can't find that here...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I didn't mean to suggest they were similarIn2theGame said:LMAO! dude the other pics you showed those girls are huge and disgusting. I like it thick with a shape but not sloppy. maybe this is a better example http://i.imgur.com/oApud96.jpg although that might be photoshopped because that looks too perfect. Thick girls WITH a shape not roles are ****ing awesome.
LOL i know. I have seen some with incredible azzes though but rare.Espi said:MUST be photoshopped! No white chick has an azz that bubbly.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.