TheMonkeyKing
Master Don Juan
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I don't have a particular type, but lately am wanting to try different shapes, sizes and colours 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What do you find physically attractive in a woman?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
I Love the thick big booty blonde girls. Im seeing a thick girl right now but brunette, however i went out with a blonde last week. Pretty face, big t*ts and big booty. Not trying to make this a race thing but the black dudes go crazy over that type lol http://i.imgur.com/UTkn1os.jpg Thick booty FTW
i think my favorite type is big booty big boobs girl with darker skin (like latinas, or half black girls, etc).
However, I have been smitten with women of all shapes, sizes and colors. (no fatties though)
I'm currently seeing a tall, skinny, white brunette. She is very european looking and very attractive.
I guess I really don't have a type.
However, I have been smitten with women of all shapes, sizes and colors. (no fatties though)
I'm currently seeing a tall, skinny, white brunette. She is very european looking and very attractive.
I guess I really don't have a type.
Colossus
Master Don Juan
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I've gone through phases.
I was into latinas for a while, then I had a black girl phase, dated a Brazilian girl, and all types of white girls.
Now that my tastes have "matured", I like fair-skinned, fit, northern to eastern european types with long or very long hair.
Big boobs are great, but all other things being equal I would take a girl with shapely legs and as$ and a flat chest over a big-busted woman with a flabby or flat as$ any day of the week.
I was into latinas for a while, then I had a black girl phase, dated a Brazilian girl, and all types of white girls.
Now that my tastes have "matured", I like fair-skinned, fit, northern to eastern european types with long or very long hair.
Big boobs are great, but all other things being equal I would take a girl with shapely legs and as$ and a flat chest over a big-busted woman with a flabby or flat as$ any day of the week.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
This.Colossus said:
While Im attracted to a variety of women, I prefer fit women. Id take great legs and a flat stomach over breasts any day. The thing about breasts is they are made of fat...so a girl with large breasts usually has fat on her tummy and thighs. Plus big t!ts dont age the best since they will definitely sag more.
So yeah, like I said, as a fit guy I like a fit athletic woman.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I like...big...butts and I cannot lie!
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
My eyes started watering when I saw that. Holy f*** :yes: and yes I'm a mulatto...In2theGame said:I Love the thick big booty blonde girls. Im seeing a thick girl right now but brunette, however i went out with a blonde last week. Pretty face, big t*ts and big booty. Not trying to make this a race thing but the black dudes go crazy over that type lol http://i.imgur.com/UTkn1os.jpg Thick booty FTW
I find both this, this and this very arousing. "Normal" girls usually just don't register sexually for me, don't know why. It takes a girl like one of those three (as long as she isn't short, doesn't have short hair and doesn't smoke) to make me interested beyond just relieving an urge. I have to cross the Atlantic some day, can't find that here...
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In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LMAO! dude the other pics you showed those girls are huge and disgusting. I like it thick with a shape but not sloppy. maybe this is a better example http://i.imgur.com/oApud96.jpg although that might be photoshopped because that looks too perfect. Thick girls WITH a shape not roles are ****ing awesome.AttackFormation said:My eyes started watering when I saw that. Holy f*** :yes: and yes I'm a mulatto...
I find both this, this and this very arousing. "Normal" girls usually just don't register sexually for me, don't know why. It takes a girl like one of those three (as long as she isn't short, doesn't have short hair and doesn't smoke) to make me interested beyond just relieving an urge. I have to cross the Atlantic some day, can't find that here...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
logicallefty
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I love the geeky looking ones, the good girls who become bad. The ones I make bad :nono:
Physically I first look at the a$$ and the neck.
Could care less about ( . )( . ) size. If they are obviously fake it actually disgusts me.
Can tolerate a little extra weight on the woman if her neck and face look thin and hot.
Can tolerate a face that isn't an 8,9 or 10 if the body makes up for it.
I prefer the \ | / with some grass on it. So like this \#|#/ .
Hate women who's personality stinks worse than my crap the day after Mexican night. Don't care how good she looks.
Physically I first look at the a$$ and the neck.
Could care less about ( . )( . ) size. If they are obviously fake it actually disgusts me.
Can tolerate a little extra weight on the woman if her neck and face look thin and hot.
Can tolerate a face that isn't an 8,9 or 10 if the body makes up for it.
I prefer the \ | / with some grass on it. So like this \#|#/ .
Hate women who's personality stinks worse than my crap the day after Mexican night. Don't care how good she looks.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
I didn't mean to suggest they were similarIn2theGame said:
I just meant I like both.VikingKing
Banned
Just dont be a fatty, or deformed. Thick is ok, as long as its in the right places. As long as she isnt hideous, there is a good chance I will stick my penis in it (also good hygienic is a must).
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LOL i know. I have seen some with incredible azzes though but rare.Espi said:
Also read > http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=210776
Thought it would be a nice addition to this thread
Thought it would be a nice addition to this thread
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
petite, long legs, pretty feet
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
I've always been a "vagina" guy. Not boobs, not butt, the vagina was the main course: beat up with bat-wing labia? BZZZT!!! No thanks!
But other things began to matter more to me, so I had to open up the field in order to find a qualifier:
Shorter than me
Weighs less than me
Dark hair
Once I finally found one that passes "Anti-Dump's Machine"...
Well... I needed to flex a bit.
I have a blonde with a sexy voice that I loooOOoove to hear talking...
she babbles on about intelligent subjects. *Shrug* She dyed her hair dark for me once, so she fit the bill "technically".
And whaddya know? One of the most perfectly beautiful vajay-jays I've seen. Bonus!
But other things began to matter more to me, so I had to open up the field in order to find a qualifier:
Shorter than me
Weighs less than me
Dark hair
Once I finally found one that passes "Anti-Dump's Machine"...
Well... I needed to flex a bit.
I have a blonde with a sexy voice that I loooOOoove to hear talking...
she babbles on about intelligent subjects. *Shrug* She dyed her hair dark for me once, so she fit the bill "technically".
And whaddya know? One of the most perfectly beautiful vajay-jays I've seen. Bonus!