TheMonkeyKing
Master Don Juan
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I don't have a particular type, but lately am wanting to try different shapes, sizes and colours 
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
What do you find physically attractive in a woman?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
I Love the thick big booty blonde girls. Im seeing a thick girl right now but brunette, however i went out with a blonde last week. Pretty face, big t*ts and big booty. Not trying to make this a race thing but the black dudes go crazy over that type lol http://i.imgur.com/UTkn1os.jpg Thick booty FTW
i think my favorite type is big booty big boobs girl with darker skin (like latinas, or half black girls, etc).
However, I have been smitten with women of all shapes, sizes and colors. (no fatties though)
I'm currently seeing a tall, skinny, white brunette. She is very european looking and very attractive.
I guess I really don't have a type.
However, I have been smitten with women of all shapes, sizes and colors. (no fatties though)
I'm currently seeing a tall, skinny, white brunette. She is very european looking and very attractive.
I guess I really don't have a type.
Colossus
Master Don Juan
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I've gone through phases.
I was into latinas for a while, then I had a black girl phase, dated a Brazilian girl, and all types of white girls.
Now that my tastes have "matured", I like fair-skinned, fit, northern to eastern european types with long or very long hair.
Big boobs are great, but all other things being equal I would take a girl with shapely legs and as$ and a flat chest over a big-busted woman with a flabby or flat as$ any day of the week.
I was into latinas for a while, then I had a black girl phase, dated a Brazilian girl, and all types of white girls.
Now that my tastes have "matured", I like fair-skinned, fit, northern to eastern european types with long or very long hair.
Big boobs are great, but all other things being equal I would take a girl with shapely legs and as$ and a flat chest over a big-busted woman with a flabby or flat as$ any day of the week.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This.Colossus said:
While Im attracted to a variety of women, I prefer fit women. Id take great legs and a flat stomach over breasts any day. The thing about breasts is they are made of fat...so a girl with large breasts usually has fat on her tummy and thighs. Plus big t!ts dont age the best since they will definitely sag more.
So yeah, like I said, as a fit guy I like a fit athletic woman.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I like...big...butts and I cannot lie!
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
My eyes started watering when I saw that. Holy f*** :yes: and yes I'm a mulatto...In2theGame said:I Love the thick big booty blonde girls. Im seeing a thick girl right now but brunette, however i went out with a blonde last week. Pretty face, big t*ts and big booty. Not trying to make this a race thing but the black dudes go crazy over that type lol http://i.imgur.com/UTkn1os.jpg Thick booty FTW
I find both this, this and this very arousing. "Normal" girls usually just don't register sexually for me, don't know why. It takes a girl like one of those three (as long as she isn't short, doesn't have short hair and doesn't smoke) to make me interested beyond just relieving an urge. I have to cross the Atlantic some day, can't find that here...
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In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LMAO! dude the other pics you showed those girls are huge and disgusting. I like it thick with a shape but not sloppy. maybe this is a better example http://i.imgur.com/oApud96.jpg although that might be photoshopped because that looks too perfect. Thick girls WITH a shape not roles are ****ing awesome.AttackFormation said:My eyes started watering when I saw that. Holy f*** :yes: and yes I'm a mulatto...
I find both this, this and this very arousing. "Normal" girls usually just don't register sexually for me, don't know why. It takes a girl like one of those three (as long as she isn't short, doesn't have short hair and doesn't smoke) to make me interested beyond just relieving an urge. I have to cross the Atlantic some day, can't find that here...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
logicallefty
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I love the geeky looking ones, the good girls who become bad. The ones I make bad :nono:
Physically I first look at the a$$ and the neck.
Could care less about ( . )( . ) size. If they are obviously fake it actually disgusts me.
Can tolerate a little extra weight on the woman if her neck and face look thin and hot.
Can tolerate a face that isn't an 8,9 or 10 if the body makes up for it.
I prefer the \ | / with some grass on it. So like this \#|#/ .
Hate women who's personality stinks worse than my crap the day after Mexican night. Don't care how good she looks.
Physically I first look at the a$$ and the neck.
Could care less about ( . )( . ) size. If they are obviously fake it actually disgusts me.
Can tolerate a little extra weight on the woman if her neck and face look thin and hot.
Can tolerate a face that isn't an 8,9 or 10 if the body makes up for it.
I prefer the \ | / with some grass on it. So like this \#|#/ .
Hate women who's personality stinks worse than my crap the day after Mexican night. Don't care how good she looks.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
I didn't mean to suggest they were similarIn2theGame said:
I just meant I like both.VikingKing
Banned
Just dont be a fatty, or deformed. Thick is ok, as long as its in the right places. As long as she isnt hideous, there is a good chance I will stick my penis in it (also good hygienic is a must).
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LOL i know. I have seen some with incredible azzes though but rare.Espi said:
Also read > http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=210776
Thought it would be a nice addition to this thread
Thought it would be a nice addition to this thread
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
petite, long legs, pretty feet
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
I've always been a "vagina" guy. Not boobs, not butt, the vagina was the main course: beat up with bat-wing labia? BZZZT!!! No thanks!
But other things began to matter more to me, so I had to open up the field in order to find a qualifier:
Shorter than me
Weighs less than me
Dark hair
Once I finally found one that passes "Anti-Dump's Machine"...
Well... I needed to flex a bit.
I have a blonde with a sexy voice that I loooOOoove to hear talking...
she babbles on about intelligent subjects. *Shrug* She dyed her hair dark for me once, so she fit the bill "technically".
And whaddya know? One of the most perfectly beautiful vajay-jays I've seen. Bonus!
But other things began to matter more to me, so I had to open up the field in order to find a qualifier:
Shorter than me
Weighs less than me
Dark hair
Once I finally found one that passes "Anti-Dump's Machine"...
Well... I needed to flex a bit.
I have a blonde with a sexy voice that I loooOOoove to hear talking...
she babbles on about intelligent subjects. *Shrug* She dyed her hair dark for me once, so she fit the bill "technically".
And whaddya know? One of the most perfectly beautiful vajay-jays I've seen. Bonus!