"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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what do you do when girls ask you to do dumb*ss things when you just met them

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i have a few of these situations have happened to me. Ill tell you one of them.

ex1.

Im walkin in the hallway, and a lot of freshmen are in the hallway doin a science lab. This chick and i made eye contact.

her: hi

me: hey

me: What class is this for

her: Earth science

me: Oh, so your freshmen

her: ya, here (hands me a microfying glass) point it at the sun and look into it

me: (I started taking it) and said quietly you trying to blind me?

her: omg i was just kidding

me: well ok i gotta get back to class

her: what class you in

me: a bussiness class

her: that sux

me: ya, well i gotta go

her: k cya

I mean wtf was she tryin to blind me? Or should I have told her to do it first. 4 more of those incedences happend to me this yr, that were like that. but with different girls.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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She was trying to make a joke, you came off as too serious.. Relax, laugh at it, and make a joke about it.
 
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Originally posted by arutha
She was trying to make a joke, you came off as too serious.. Relax, laugh at it, and make a joke about it.
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o... no wonder, i was about to take a test i guess i was in a serious mood.
 
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You should have pat her on her cute butt and said "later toots." That is the ultimate ****y way of saying bye, it gets the girls obsessing with you wanting to get animal crazy with you in no time!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Or like today this girl sittn next to was glueing something and she starts to put glue on my arm, and proceeded to put a paper on it. I glued her right back.
 
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sounds like a funny relaxed girl
loosen up a little and remember its ok to make friends
 
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