"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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what do you do when girls ask you to do dumb*ss things when you just met them

inferno-blade

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i have a few of these situations have happened to me. Ill tell you one of them.

ex1.

Im walkin in the hallway, and a lot of freshmen are in the hallway doin a science lab. This chick and i made eye contact.

her: hi

me: hey

me: What class is this for

her: Earth science

me: Oh, so your freshmen

her: ya, here (hands me a microfying glass) point it at the sun and look into it

me: (I started taking it) and said quietly you trying to blind me?

her: omg i was just kidding

me: well ok i gotta get back to class

her: what class you in

me: a bussiness class

her: that sux

me: ya, well i gotta go

her: k cya

I mean wtf was she tryin to blind me? Or should I have told her to do it first. 4 more of those incedences happend to me this yr, that were like that. but with different girls.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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arutha

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She was trying to make a joke, you came off as too serious.. Relax, laugh at it, and make a joke about it.
 

inferno-blade

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Originally posted by arutha
She was trying to make a joke, you came off as too serious.. Relax, laugh at it, and make a joke about it.
o... no wonder, i was about to take a test i guess i was in a serious mood.
 

Joe The Homophobe

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You should have pat her on her cute butt and said "later toots." That is the ultimate ****y way of saying bye, it gets the girls obsessing with you wanting to get animal crazy with you in no time!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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inferno-blade

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Or like today this girl sittn next to was glueing something and she starts to put glue on my arm, and proceeded to put a paper on it. I glued her right back.
 

penkitten

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sounds like a funny relaxed girl
loosen up a little and remember its ok to make friends
 
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