For me personally, I like a girl that's about 5'4" but no less than 5'. I like girls that are shapely, with a well defined hip/waist ratio. Yet I like my women thick but a firm thick with a flat stomach, not the flabby thick. A girl with a nice round ass that looks like it's gonna bust out of her jeans. Boobs don't have to be huge, but a little something is nice, as long as she isn't flat chested. I like a nice olive, mediterranean complexion. I guess the stereotypical Brazilian chic would be my dream girl. Oh, and last but not least...TATOO-LESS!!! I can't stand tatoos on women. I hate when a girl with a perfect skin and body feels the need to stain permanent ink on it. Why oh why???
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
What do you consider the perfect body?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
about my height 5'8ish.. leggy, size 1-3, B cup, i'm not an ass man, I like small firm asses not big thick ones. pretty feet.. I'm all about the feet. and a nice smile. Dimples if I can help it
tat's are okay if it isn't more than one, and as long as she doesn' thave the eagle on her pvssy i'm fine...
as chris rock said about the eagle tattoo on the pvssy..
"you aren't going to the after-party.. you ARE the after party"
tat's are okay if it isn't more than one, and as long as she doesn' thave the eagle on her pvssy i'm fine...
as chris rock said about the eagle tattoo on the pvssy..
"you aren't going to the after-party.. you ARE the after party"
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I usually don't care if chicks have tats one way or the other, with one exception. I can't explain it, but you know those rockers that have like crazy ass tribal and flame tats all up one of they're arms that flow out onto their backs? Yum. I love it, huge turn on.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
My first serious girlfriend kind of set the standard for me. I like them tan, dark eyes, dark hair, around 5'3, perfect teeth, sweet, shy, good boobs but not to big (would look wierd on shorter girls), great but (Oh yeah, I'm a but guy), and an overall althletic, lithe body.
My perfect woman. But perfection is hard to reach, and flawed perfection is close enough for me.
My perfect woman. But perfection is hard to reach, and flawed perfection is close enough for me.
When people say this i always just say 2 words:Ganji said:good boobs but not to big (would look wierd on shorter girls)
Carmen Electra.
bigjohnson
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Salma Hayak at 25.
Let me think, the perfect body. She would have to blonde, with sexy blue eyes, have a cute face and a perfect ass(Not too fat, not too flat). She'd have to have sexy lips of course and nice boobs too. She'd also have to have sexy feet, meaning sexy toes and sexy soles. She would have to be just a few feet shorter than me and have sexy legs.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Ganji said:, good boobs but not to big
You need to seriously examine your life! The bigger the better!!!!
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
If she has a big butt, thick thighs, and a pretty good rack. I am satisfied.
Perfect body
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
tmpgstx
Master Don Juan
It's called Low Self Esteem (LSE)
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Master Bates
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backbreaker
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I think I'm going to have to concur with you on this one. I like athletic, leggy women with tight asses.BluEyes said:Perfect body
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
rakishness
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Can't resist a PHATTY ASSI.A.F.Y.B. said:If she has a big butt, thick thighs, and a pretty good rack. I am satisfied.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOQxV5c8Fxc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZfWz8PFlmo
Damn, she is soooo fine, who is that???BluEyes said:Perfect body
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.