For me personally, I like a girl that's about 5'4" but no less than 5'. I like girls that are shapely, with a well defined hip/waist ratio. Yet I like my women thick but a firm thick with a flat stomach, not the flabby thick. A girl with a nice round ass that looks like it's gonna bust out of her jeans. Boobs don't have to be huge, but a little something is nice, as long as she isn't flat chested. I like a nice olive, mediterranean complexion. I guess the stereotypical Brazilian chic would be my dream girl. Oh, and last but not least...TATOO-LESS!!! I can't stand tatoos on women. I hate when a girl with a perfect skin and body feels the need to stain permanent ink on it. Why oh why???
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What do you consider the perfect body?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
about my height 5'8ish.. leggy, size 1-3, B cup, i'm not an ass man, I like small firm asses not big thick ones. pretty feet.. I'm all about the feet. and a nice smile. Dimples if I can help it
tat's are okay if it isn't more than one, and as long as she doesn' thave the eagle on her pvssy i'm fine...
as chris rock said about the eagle tattoo on the pvssy..
"you aren't going to the after-party.. you ARE the after party"
tat's are okay if it isn't more than one, and as long as she doesn' thave the eagle on her pvssy i'm fine...
as chris rock said about the eagle tattoo on the pvssy..
"you aren't going to the after-party.. you ARE the after party"
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I usually don't care if chicks have tats one way or the other, with one exception. I can't explain it, but you know those rockers that have like crazy ass tribal and flame tats all up one of they're arms that flow out onto their backs? Yum. I love it, huge turn on.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
My first serious girlfriend kind of set the standard for me. I like them tan, dark eyes, dark hair, around 5'3, perfect teeth, sweet, shy, good boobs but not to big (would look wierd on shorter girls), great but (Oh yeah, I'm a but guy), and an overall althletic, lithe body.
My perfect woman. But perfection is hard to reach, and flawed perfection is close enough for me.
My perfect woman. But perfection is hard to reach, and flawed perfection is close enough for me.
When people say this i always just say 2 words:Ganji said:good boobs but not to big (would look wierd on shorter girls)
Carmen Electra.
bigjohnson
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Let me think, the perfect body. She would have to blonde, with sexy blue eyes, have a cute face and a perfect ass(Not too fat, not too flat). She'd have to have sexy lips of course and nice boobs too. She'd also have to have sexy feet, meaning sexy toes and sexy soles. She would have to be just a few feet shorter than me and have sexy legs.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Ganji said:, good boobs but not to big
You need to seriously examine your life! The bigger the better!!!!
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
If she has a big butt, thick thighs, and a pretty good rack. I am satisfied.
Perfect body
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
tmpgstx
Master Don Juan
It's called Low Self Esteem (LSE)
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Master Bates
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backbreaker
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I think I'm going to have to concur with you on this one. I like athletic, leggy women with tight asses.BluEyes said:Perfect body
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
rakishness
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Can't resist a PHATTY ASSI.A.F.Y.B. said:If she has a big butt, thick thighs, and a pretty good rack. I am satisfied.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOQxV5c8Fxc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZfWz8PFlmo
Damn, she is soooo fine, who is that???BluEyes said:Perfect body
Have yet to date a girl with such an athletic physique. I've come close, infact, my ex rivaled that girl in her own unique way, but I doubt many besides me would have called her a 9 or 10.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.