What do women talk about on the phone?!

[SamePendo]

First of all, I hate this behaviour! They lose very much points when doing this.

Second, some times they're not talking to anyone! They're just playing to talk!

My question is, what do they talk about? I mean, there are women talking on the phone for most of the day. What DO they talk about?

 

[oakraiderz2]

Nothing important.

 

[Vulpine]

The price of tea in China.

 

[Raikojo17]

stupid junk. dont bother yourself thinking about it.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

How much more their left breast droops lower than their right.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Blathering chick - "Hey girl, did you see -blah blah blah?"

Other end of the phone - "Hell yes, what kinda nosey b!tch would I be if I - blah blah blah?"

Blathering chick - "Hey girl,won't believe who I (insert - fvcked, svcked, salad tossed . . .)."

Other end of the phone "No sh!t girl, I (insert - fvcked, svcked, salad tossed . . .) that guy last week. He ain't called me since though. Motherfvcker."



Inane bullsh!t like this.

Oh, and especially this:

Blathering chick - "Hey girl, I just bought some new -blah blah blah?"

Other end of the phone - "Slvt."