"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What do women talk about on the phone?!

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First of all, I hate this behaviour! They lose very much points when doing this.

Second, some times they're not talking to anyone! They're just playing to talk!

My question is, what do they talk about? I mean, there are women talking on the phone for most of the day. What DO they talk about?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nothing important.
 
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The price of tea in China.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Blathering chick - "Hey girl, did you see -blah blah blah?"

Other end of the phone - "Hell yes, what kinda nosey b!tch would I be if I - blah blah blah?"

Blathering chick - "Hey girl,won't believe who I (insert - fvcked, svcked, salad tossed . . .)."

Other end of the phone "No sh!t girl, I (insert - fvcked, svcked, salad tossed . . .) that guy last week. He ain't called me since though. Motherfvcker."



Inane bullsh!t like this.

Oh, and especially this:

Blathering chick - "Hey girl, I just bought some new -blah blah blah?"

Other end of the phone - "Slvt."
 
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