"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What do women talk about on the phone?!

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First of all, I hate this behaviour! They lose very much points when doing this.

Second, some times they're not talking to anyone! They're just playing to talk!

My question is, what do they talk about? I mean, there are women talking on the phone for most of the day. What DO they talk about?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Blathering chick - "Hey girl, did you see -blah blah blah?"

Other end of the phone - "Hell yes, what kinda nosey b!tch would I be if I - blah blah blah?"

Blathering chick - "Hey girl,won't believe who I (insert - fvcked, svcked, salad tossed . . .)."

Other end of the phone "No sh!t girl, I (insert - fvcked, svcked, salad tossed . . .) that guy last week. He ain't called me since though. Motherfvcker."



Inane bullsh!t like this.

Oh, and especially this:

Blathering chick - "Hey girl, I just bought some new -blah blah blah?"

Other end of the phone - "Slvt."
 
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