"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What colognes do ghetto'ish girls like?

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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lol, i kno weird question, maybe way too specific. Eh, theres a story to it, theres this cute cuban girl that ive been hitting on and I saw her unexpectedly outside of school and well and she gave me a hug and well I smelled like b.o. cuz i wasn't out to impress anyone. my god i'm so fukkkin stupid, I just want to make up for it when i see her in school and thought ghettoish girls would be more attracted to a different cologne then a ass white girl with freckeles and red hair.
 

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You're thinking way too much into this. As long as you don't overdo it you can wear anything or nothing. Either way just be sure that you've taken a shower and put on some deodorant in the morning.
 

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More than 2 seconds of thought on this matter is over-analysing. And it's kinda like asking what kinda cheese a ladybug eats.

Stick to regular colognes buddy, don't go out of your way to match your smell with this womans tastes.

I'm getting good feedback from the ladies over Hugo Boss No.7 :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Unforgivable" by Sean John, it's new and ghetto/black chicks dig it. You can always ask a girl cuz they like to talk about fashion.
 

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There are some of the DUMBEST people born circulating this forum...and you my friend are one of them. Please refrain from procreating. Thank you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anything.

Hell, just go to the dollar store and spray of a litre of some crap. If she ax you: just say it's some very expensive type like: Chanel for Men.

How's she gonna be able to tell the difference?
 

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Parfume de Weed Smoke by Sativa
 

[R]eality

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Do hood rats care? They you care what they think? Treat em like what they are.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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naaaa man the girls that are a tiny bit ghettoish in my school arent hoodrats, they proubly take better care of themselves then the breakfast club preppy cheerleader types. I hate those, I really like to go for cute cuban or italian girls.

*edit...not hoodrats but a little on the slutty side
 
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