penkitten
Master Don Juan
regular cheerios
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
What cereal do you eat?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
The GI for shredded wheat is 67. Only Special K and All Bran have lower GIs that I know of.
I tend to have low bloodsugar overnight, so it works fine.
I tend to have low bloodsugar overnight, so it works fine.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, it's 12 points higher which kicks it out of the low category. Not bad but it'll still give you a spike. Like someone said, All-Bran, rolled oat based cereal and Muesli tops the list.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Cracklin' Oat Bran.
That sh1t rocks! One day I will have my supermodel girlfriend strut into my bedroom in slow motion to some arena rock song wearing only leather boots, and she'll serve me a two-gallon bowl of this cereal in bed. At that moment I'll become self-actualized.
That sh1t rocks! One day I will have my supermodel girlfriend strut into my bedroom in slow motion to some arena rock song wearing only leather boots, and she'll serve me a two-gallon bowl of this cereal in bed. At that moment I'll become self-actualized.
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Ooopse. I don't mix muesli with my rolled oats, I use bran, which is much lower in sugar content. The bran adds crunch and a bit more flavour, but the banana and tasty Vitasoy milk (added calcium) also add more than enough flavour. Yummo.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
I looked at some All-Bran today at Walmart. I checked out all the brands there and they all had 5-6g of sugar in them. 
I'll stick to my sugar-free shredded wheat for now.
I'll stick to my sugar-free shredded wheat for now.
PumpNightmare
Don Juan
Variety of stuff like Raisen Bran, PB Crunch, and Cinimon Toast Crunch. Although, I normaly don't eat ceral too often since I'll get sick of the sweetness before it satisfies my hunger. Prefer having eggs, pancakes, leftovers from dinner, possibly even cook a meal like spagehtie for breakfast. Any meal is good for morning time since I'm always hungry when I wake up.
brucevangeorge
Banned
I LIVE my life peoples! I don't want no healthy foods like oatmeal or fruits or veg tables. I want SUGAR! SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!
****ty food = great life.
If you don't let yourself loose and eat all this garbage you might die at 50 and regret that you've never had a deep-fried twinkie, or a deep-fried mars bar or hell even that 60lb hamburger they have in some joints.
Who cares about eating healthy and prolonging life? You're going to die anyway. Might as well enjoy it and eat all the garbage you can. That way when you have an autopsy at the hospital from dying of multiple heart faliure... you'll give that doctor a field day!
Live life, eat sh!t.
****ty food = great life.
If you don't let yourself loose and eat all this garbage you might die at 50 and regret that you've never had a deep-fried twinkie, or a deep-fried mars bar or hell even that 60lb hamburger they have in some joints.
Who cares about eating healthy and prolonging life? You're going to die anyway. Might as well enjoy it and eat all the garbage you can. That way when you have an autopsy at the hospital from dying of multiple heart faliure... you'll give that doctor a field day!
Live life, eat sh!t.
brucevangeorge
Banned
hmmmmm.... cheeerios. they're pretty good.penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
they are good for your heart too .brucevangeorge said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha. Well, assuming this isn't a BS troll post, I gather that you don't know that limbs start rotting from gangrene on you when type II diabetes destroys the circulation to your lower limbs? Or that diabetes II can cause your retina to pull away from the back of your eye socket?brucevangeorge said:
Yeah, sounds like real fun to me!!
Docs
Banned
Ok, comeon here.
Eating cereal = Eye balls exploding?
Goddamn, I better stay out of the rain then, I might melt!
And I better not stay inside, because that Windex I sprayed might clog up my lungs
But I can't stay outside because the air is polluted.
And I better not drink water, because it contains impurities.
And I shouldn't eat a hamburger, because I'll get Mad Cow Disease.
And I can't go for a healthy walk, because someone that plays too much GTA will jump the sidewalk.
And I better not eat AllBran, because it withholds my a**h*** from spraying.
Dummies.
Eating cereal = Eye balls exploding?
Goddamn, I better stay out of the rain then, I might melt!
And I better not stay inside, because that Windex I sprayed might clog up my lungs
But I can't stay outside because the air is polluted.
And I better not drink water, because it contains impurities.
And I shouldn't eat a hamburger, because I'll get Mad Cow Disease.
And I can't go for a healthy walk, because someone that plays too much GTA will jump the sidewalk.
And I better not eat AllBran, because it withholds my a**h*** from spraying.
Dummies.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
To each his own, really.
My food intake is healthy (in quality, macronutient ratios, and calories), not because I want to live to be 200, but because I have a fitness goal that would be impossible to accomplish otherwise.
My idea of really living life falls more along the lines of going deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida, rock climbing in Colorado, or surfing in California, rather than wolfing down a whole pizza and washing it down with a 40oz Hurricane.
My food intake is healthy (in quality, macronutient ratios, and calories), not because I want to live to be 200, but because I have a fitness goal that would be impossible to accomplish otherwise.
My idea of really living life falls more along the lines of going deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida, rock climbing in Colorado, or surfing in California, rather than wolfing down a whole pizza and washing it down with a 40oz Hurricane.
brucevangeorge
Banned
It's supposed to be sarcastic.Boschy said:Hahahaha. Well, assuming this isn't a BS troll post, I gather that you don't know that limbs start rotting from gangrene on you when type II diabetes destroys the circulation to your lower limbs? Or that diabetes II can cause your retina to pull away from the back of your eye socket?
Yeah, sounds like real fun to me!!
You know.... sarcasm?
I realize that its hard to tell by reading just text, but try to use your imaginaion and read between the lines.
brucevangeorge
Banned
Holy crap! I didn't know that. I'm going to avoid that from now on.Docs said:
Thanks dude.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
NYtomb
Don Juan
1 Cup of Quaker oats with a box of raisins and a dash of cinnamin. No sugar or syrup. Eat that 6 mornings a week with 4 hard boiled eggs. Sunday is always scrambled eggs and pancake/I need some variety before going nuts day
Docs
Banned
This space age crap has got to stop you know? I thought good old zinc was the way to go
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
1.5 cups of oatmeal, daily w/ some milk.
Fruit loops? C'mon now.
Fruit loops? C'mon now.
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Thanks for making the signal-to-noise ratio on the Internet a teeny bit worse.brucevangeorge said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.