penkitten
Master Don Juan
regular cheerios
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
What cereal do you eat?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
The GI for shredded wheat is 67. Only Special K and All Bran have lower GIs that I know of.
I tend to have low bloodsugar overnight, so it works fine.
I tend to have low bloodsugar overnight, so it works fine.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeah, it's 12 points higher which kicks it out of the low category. Not bad but it'll still give you a spike. Like someone said, All-Bran, rolled oat based cereal and Muesli tops the list.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Cracklin' Oat Bran.
That sh1t rocks! One day I will have my supermodel girlfriend strut into my bedroom in slow motion to some arena rock song wearing only leather boots, and she'll serve me a two-gallon bowl of this cereal in bed. At that moment I'll become self-actualized.
That sh1t rocks! One day I will have my supermodel girlfriend strut into my bedroom in slow motion to some arena rock song wearing only leather boots, and she'll serve me a two-gallon bowl of this cereal in bed. At that moment I'll become self-actualized.
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Ooopse. I don't mix muesli with my rolled oats, I use bran, which is much lower in sugar content. The bran adds crunch and a bit more flavour, but the banana and tasty Vitasoy milk (added calcium) also add more than enough flavour. Yummo.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
I looked at some All-Bran today at Walmart. I checked out all the brands there and they all had 5-6g of sugar in them. 
I'll stick to my sugar-free shredded wheat for now.
I'll stick to my sugar-free shredded wheat for now.
PumpNightmare
Don Juan
Variety of stuff like Raisen Bran, PB Crunch, and Cinimon Toast Crunch. Although, I normaly don't eat ceral too often since I'll get sick of the sweetness before it satisfies my hunger. Prefer having eggs, pancakes, leftovers from dinner, possibly even cook a meal like spagehtie for breakfast. Any meal is good for morning time since I'm always hungry when I wake up.
brucevangeorge
Banned
I LIVE my life peoples! I don't want no healthy foods like oatmeal or fruits or veg tables. I want SUGAR! SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!
****ty food = great life.
If you don't let yourself loose and eat all this garbage you might die at 50 and regret that you've never had a deep-fried twinkie, or a deep-fried mars bar or hell even that 60lb hamburger they have in some joints.
Who cares about eating healthy and prolonging life? You're going to die anyway. Might as well enjoy it and eat all the garbage you can. That way when you have an autopsy at the hospital from dying of multiple heart faliure... you'll give that doctor a field day!
Live life, eat sh!t.
****ty food = great life.
If you don't let yourself loose and eat all this garbage you might die at 50 and regret that you've never had a deep-fried twinkie, or a deep-fried mars bar or hell even that 60lb hamburger they have in some joints.
Who cares about eating healthy and prolonging life? You're going to die anyway. Might as well enjoy it and eat all the garbage you can. That way when you have an autopsy at the hospital from dying of multiple heart faliure... you'll give that doctor a field day!
Live life, eat sh!t.
brucevangeorge
Banned
hmmmmm.... cheeerios. they're pretty good.penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
they are good for your heart too .brucevangeorge said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha. Well, assuming this isn't a BS troll post, I gather that you don't know that limbs start rotting from gangrene on you when type II diabetes destroys the circulation to your lower limbs? Or that diabetes II can cause your retina to pull away from the back of your eye socket?brucevangeorge said:
Yeah, sounds like real fun to me!!
Docs
Banned
Ok, comeon here.
Eating cereal = Eye balls exploding?
Goddamn, I better stay out of the rain then, I might melt!
And I better not stay inside, because that Windex I sprayed might clog up my lungs
But I can't stay outside because the air is polluted.
And I better not drink water, because it contains impurities.
And I shouldn't eat a hamburger, because I'll get Mad Cow Disease.
And I can't go for a healthy walk, because someone that plays too much GTA will jump the sidewalk.
And I better not eat AllBran, because it withholds my a**h*** from spraying.
Dummies.
Eating cereal = Eye balls exploding?
Goddamn, I better stay out of the rain then, I might melt!
And I better not stay inside, because that Windex I sprayed might clog up my lungs
But I can't stay outside because the air is polluted.
And I better not drink water, because it contains impurities.
And I shouldn't eat a hamburger, because I'll get Mad Cow Disease.
And I can't go for a healthy walk, because someone that plays too much GTA will jump the sidewalk.
And I better not eat AllBran, because it withholds my a**h*** from spraying.
Dummies.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
To each his own, really.
My food intake is healthy (in quality, macronutient ratios, and calories), not because I want to live to be 200, but because I have a fitness goal that would be impossible to accomplish otherwise.
My idea of really living life falls more along the lines of going deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida, rock climbing in Colorado, or surfing in California, rather than wolfing down a whole pizza and washing it down with a 40oz Hurricane.
My food intake is healthy (in quality, macronutient ratios, and calories), not because I want to live to be 200, but because I have a fitness goal that would be impossible to accomplish otherwise.
My idea of really living life falls more along the lines of going deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida, rock climbing in Colorado, or surfing in California, rather than wolfing down a whole pizza and washing it down with a 40oz Hurricane.
brucevangeorge
Banned
It's supposed to be sarcastic.Boschy said:Hahahaha. Well, assuming this isn't a BS troll post, I gather that you don't know that limbs start rotting from gangrene on you when type II diabetes destroys the circulation to your lower limbs? Or that diabetes II can cause your retina to pull away from the back of your eye socket?
Yeah, sounds like real fun to me!!
You know.... sarcasm?
I realize that its hard to tell by reading just text, but try to use your imaginaion and read between the lines.
brucevangeorge
Banned
Holy crap! I didn't know that. I'm going to avoid that from now on.Docs said:
Thanks dude.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
NYtomb
Don Juan
1 Cup of Quaker oats with a box of raisins and a dash of cinnamin. No sugar or syrup. Eat that 6 mornings a week with 4 hard boiled eggs. Sunday is always scrambled eggs and pancake/I need some variety before going nuts day
Docs
Banned
This space age crap has got to stop you know? I thought good old zinc was the way to go
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
1.5 cups of oatmeal, daily w/ some milk.
Fruit loops? C'mon now.
Fruit loops? C'mon now.
Boschy
Senior Don Juan
Thanks for making the signal-to-noise ratio on the Internet a teeny bit worse.brucevangeorge said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.