RichardTheFrog
Banned
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
What are your best opening messages on dating sites/apps?
- Thread starter RichardTheFrog
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Macaframalama
Master Don Juan
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I prefer to scan their profile for ideas to banter with, but if their profile is sparse I have a few favorite canned lines... "What's a dude have to do to get on your drunk dial list?". "Trying to figure out if you are going to be the nice girl on my naughty list or the naughty girl on my nice list." Got that one off a member on here. "I've been reading your profile for the past 30 seconds trying to come up with the perfect pick up line, that would have you throwing your panties at me and I have to say, this is the hardest I've ever worked for a woman before." If they don't respond, I like to throw out... "Ya know, I think we would make the perfect couple. Me doing all the talking and you just sitting there looking pretty." I drunk texted the first four bars of "Slob on my knob" by 3-6 Mafia on time and ended up hanging out, so you never know. I usually say whatever I want, short of being a d!ck. If nothing else, I get a kick out of their reaction.
EyeBRollin
Master Don Juan
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"Hey how are you?"
Trailboss
Don Juan
Just don't say anything *nice*...they get that **** alllll dayyyy loooong! Trust me on this...I have spun a few plates from online....they HATE that ****! You have to get them....intrigued. Intrigue them....and they will be all over you.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
"Let me ask you a question, if you were invisible for a day, what would you do?"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
logicallefty
Moderator
If a profile says she has Brown eyes and I might open with something about that, like this "They say the eyes are the window into the soul. And I see that yours are brown so you must just be 'full of it'! ( emoji with toung out). "