"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What are you giving GF for xmas?

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Interested in knowing what you guys are giving the females in you lives for xmas and how long you've been involved.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A partridge in a pear tree!!!
 

Cod3r

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White gold diamond heart earrings from Tiffany's....

She bought me an Armani suit and 3 shirts and a nice tie... least i can do...

Plus i got them shvts from Ebay... 299$ lol but shhhhhhhhhhh



-Cod3r
 

Cash

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A Pearl necklace straight from Testicular & Co.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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lol @ Cash. What about some earrings and a tongue ring too?
 

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a free pass to under my bed sheets.


seriously...


i give her this gift every christmas, yet i enjoy it more than her :nervous:
 

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Way to quote Too $hort. He is a mad playa. Though some might say having as much bling as he, he doesnt have to be, hes a natural
 

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We're going to Niagara Falls for xmas and im paying her bus ticket, and that's my gift to her. Maybe it would sound nicer if i said that my gift to her is a nice trip to Niagara Falls, hehe. It sounds so different, yet it boils down to the same thing.

Funny how 2 people can mean the same exact thing, yet one will make it sound like something great and the other one can make it sound like crap, only by their choice of words. But i digress.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Cod3r said:
White gold diamond heart earrings from Tiffany's....

She bought me an Armani suit and 3 shirts and a nice tie... least i can do...

Plus i got them shvts from Ebay... 299$ lol but shhhhhhhhhhh



-Cod3r

haha owned!

all about perception right? ;)
 

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My ex gf was a freak, we were only dating 6 months and she spent $450 bucks on me for xmas. An ipod, dvd's, clothes, god i dont even remember wat else but it was alot! I got wind from her firend that she was spending alot, so i was like damm i better spend more, so i spent $200 thinking i def spent as much as her. Thats crazy tho never again, next xmas that i have a gf im spending 100 tops and only if i been dating her a while.
 

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You guys r retarded - how u gonna screw over ur girlfriend especially after she bought an armani suit. If its a serious girlfriend then the u can at least have the
civility of returning the favor, not being an *******; esp. on x-mas.
 

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Shezz said:
Girlfriend?? I presume by the term 'girlfriend' you mean a girl who's puzzy you are friends with?

Come on, please. Don't buy her a damn thing, text saying 'Merry Christmas love' and give her your c0ck as a present. Whilst all the other chumps are showering her with chocolates and perfume and ear-rings, give her something that she will remember forever...or at least the next hour.

You take this stuff way too far and look like tryhard.
 

Cod3r

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You guys r retarded - how u gonna screw over ur girlfriend especially after she bought an armani suit. If its a serious girlfriend then the u can at least have the
civility of returning the favor, not being an *******; esp. on x-mas.
She has ALOT more money than me right now, I want to give her what she wants and she's getting what she wants, I just don't have 899$ to spend lol, ebay is a nice solution ! Don't hate me lol

You take this stuff way too far and look like tryhard.
I agree, shezz is a one-dimensional cyborg... no disrespect tho


-Cod3r
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What about a girl who just became official after two months of dating? I see myself more are as the prize, so I don't think expensive gifts is necessary. Her bday party is this Friday too, so I don't want to go overboard.

Thinking surprise flowers at her office, since they're already giving her the juice about who she's bringing to their married couples office party Sat.
 
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mrRuckus said:
You take this stuff way too far and look like tryhard.
Give him a break - he is from england! :rolleyes:

Seriously kids - christmas is a cultural thing and not A LOVER THING - something moderate is good enough - not cheap and not expensive!
DJ Coder is obviously pimping the hor who bought him a suit and a tie and not one, not two, but three shirts!!! Good Grief, charlie brown!!!!!
 

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I'm seeing a few girls who are all buying me gifts. Since there's more then one and I'm trying to save for a house, I'm buying them all one or two gifts that are all priced under 20 dollars. Nice easy stuff that means a bunch but won't break my wallet.
 
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Shezz said:
Haha i just got AMOG'ed by an Old fart. 44 and still cruising these forums? Your past your sell by date man. Go sarge a retirement castle.

Sarge On...:yes:
Just pulling your chain kid, BTW I only fart when I drink!!

44 is actually young - I am not old - I am just older than most on this here sexual seduction, how do I get a hor forum!!! I am trying to enlighten the unelightened!! You are living in a hor paradise today and thus pimps know how to be the most succesful in this "how do I get a hor" field!!

I don't consider myself a pimp because that would lower my existence!!
however SHEZZ, my man, I look much younger than my years and can pickup 18 year old hors!!! And if I was in Hawaii - 14 is legal!!! Actually many Americans are horing at 12 years old!!! Obviously age doesn't matter for hors!!!!!! Fairly soon American women will be born hors!!!! :rolleyes:"

For you young kids out there - if you want to get loose women (i.e.non-virgins = hors) then follow the old school pimps - the young ones have been diluted by the homo/hor agenda of the last 50 years!!!!
 

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We both agreed not to get presents.

Christmas isn't my thing.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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