"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What are you being for halloween?

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So, since halloween is close, the question comes up, are you gonna dress up? If so, what are you gonna be?

What am I gonna be you ask? Well I'm thinking about renting a mascot costume (you know, a mascot costume, if you've ever watched trigger happy tv, those costumes they have, or mascots in sports), but the problem is I don't know where you can rent those kinds of costumes. Anyone know?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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i'm gonna try to find a costume of the king from the burger king commercials..thatd be sweet.
 

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Hahaha ! I was thinking of being a flasher. So, just a trenchcoat, (underwear, obviously), and a wooden plate on which it would be written in big red letters "CENSORED" at the correct spot ... ;) :crackup: :crackup:
 

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I am going to be more cutt than i was ever before and i am twice as huge as last time i cut.
 

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Cocaine, then i can get a bunch of strippers to sniff lines off my c0ck then get head. OR im gonna be cola and my friends gonna be bacardi and we gonna **** b!tches.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Stud
i'm gonna try to find a costume of the king from the burger king commercials..thatd be sweet.
Holy ****, that would be awesome. Dude, we've gotta find a place where you can get that costume before it's to late.
 

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John Shaft
 

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My friends at uni and me made ghostbusters costumes about 5 years ago. I have lost touch with them now but still have 2 of the costumes.

Turning up on Halloween when everyone else is dressed as ghosts and dracula (not many 'regular' fancy dress costumes at halloween in the UK, just spooky stuff)

Walk in just like on the movie 'Dont panic, step aside please, its ok the situation is now under control' etc. - it is now one of my absolute favorite sarging nights of the year!

Plus they always play the ghostbusters song at some point - hey theres only one group on the dancefloor at that point - me my buddy and about 50 girls. Seriously every other guy pretty much gives up dancing when that comes on!

First year we made them we went to the uni party about 2000 people there - I walked in and the first guy that sees me shouts "That is by far the best costume i have seen tonight" then my 4 buddies walk in about 3 seconds later. Kodak moment!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My twin brother and I are gonna be Lou and Andy from "Little Britain". I'm gonna push him around in a wheelchair...
 

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I'm probably going to go as a generic zombie. It's a pretty easy costume to put together.
 

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Rex, from the Rex-Kwon-Do academy.
 

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excuse me if i'm wrong, but, arn't you guys a little to grown up to "dress up"

Originally posted by Soprano
im being a white person for halloween
on the other hand, i just might smir some stuff on my face and go as a black person for haloween (gun... and the whole nine yards)





you don't like it when i say it, what makes you think i like it when you say it?????????????:confused: :confused:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol go for it. one of my white friends is being a black person.
 

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Originally posted by Gonzalo
Rex, from the Rex-Kwon-Do academy.
YES! NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE.

I was thinking a Hurricane. I don't know how to make the outfit, but after the all weather we had, most people will run in fear.


A-Unit
 

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The topic for the Halloween party I'm going to is called "Media Analysis End-of-Year Examination: Part A".

I'll probably just wear a polo shirt and trousers.
 

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I got a bunch of my girl's barbies. I'm taping them to myself and going as a chick magnet.

(I wish I could take credit for this idea)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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