"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What are you being for halloween?

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So, since halloween is close, the question comes up, are you gonna dress up? If so, what are you gonna be?

What am I gonna be you ask? Well I'm thinking about renting a mascot costume (you know, a mascot costume, if you've ever watched trigger happy tv, those costumes they have, or mascots in sports), but the problem is I don't know where you can rent those kinds of costumes. Anyone know?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i'm gonna try to find a costume of the king from the burger king commercials..thatd be sweet.
 

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Hahaha ! I was thinking of being a flasher. So, just a trenchcoat, (underwear, obviously), and a wooden plate on which it would be written in big red letters "CENSORED" at the correct spot ... ;) :crackup: :crackup:
 

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I am going to be more cutt than i was ever before and i am twice as huge as last time i cut.
 

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Cocaine, then i can get a bunch of strippers to sniff lines off my c0ck then get head. OR im gonna be cola and my friends gonna be bacardi and we gonna **** b!tches.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DogFashionDisco

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Originally posted by Stud
i'm gonna try to find a costume of the king from the burger king commercials..thatd be sweet.
Holy ****, that would be awesome. Dude, we've gotta find a place where you can get that costume before it's to late.
 

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John Shaft
 

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My friends at uni and me made ghostbusters costumes about 5 years ago. I have lost touch with them now but still have 2 of the costumes.

Turning up on Halloween when everyone else is dressed as ghosts and dracula (not many 'regular' fancy dress costumes at halloween in the UK, just spooky stuff)

Walk in just like on the movie 'Dont panic, step aside please, its ok the situation is now under control' etc. - it is now one of my absolute favorite sarging nights of the year!

Plus they always play the ghostbusters song at some point - hey theres only one group on the dancefloor at that point - me my buddy and about 50 girls. Seriously every other guy pretty much gives up dancing when that comes on!

First year we made them we went to the uni party about 2000 people there - I walked in and the first guy that sees me shouts "That is by far the best costume i have seen tonight" then my 4 buddies walk in about 3 seconds later. Kodak moment!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My twin brother and I are gonna be Lou and Andy from "Little Britain". I'm gonna push him around in a wheelchair...
 

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I'm probably going to go as a generic zombie. It's a pretty easy costume to put together.
 

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Rex, from the Rex-Kwon-Do academy.
 

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excuse me if i'm wrong, but, arn't you guys a little to grown up to "dress up"

Originally posted by Soprano
im being a white person for halloween
on the other hand, i just might smir some stuff on my face and go as a black person for haloween (gun... and the whole nine yards)





you don't like it when i say it, what makes you think i like it when you say it?????????????:confused: :confused:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol go for it. one of my white friends is being a black person.
 

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Originally posted by Gonzalo
Rex, from the Rex-Kwon-Do academy.
YES! NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE.

I was thinking a Hurricane. I don't know how to make the outfit, but after the all weather we had, most people will run in fear.


A-Unit
 

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The topic for the Halloween party I'm going to is called "Media Analysis End-of-Year Examination: Part A".

I'll probably just wear a polo shirt and trousers.
 

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I got a bunch of my girl's barbies. I'm taping them to myself and going as a chick magnet.

(I wish I could take credit for this idea)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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