"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What are you being for halloween?

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So, since halloween is close, the question comes up, are you gonna dress up? If so, what are you gonna be?

What am I gonna be you ask? Well I'm thinking about renting a mascot costume (you know, a mascot costume, if you've ever watched trigger happy tv, those costumes they have, or mascots in sports), but the problem is I don't know where you can rent those kinds of costumes. Anyone know?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i'm gonna try to find a costume of the king from the burger king commercials..thatd be sweet.
 

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Hahaha ! I was thinking of being a flasher. So, just a trenchcoat, (underwear, obviously), and a wooden plate on which it would be written in big red letters "CENSORED" at the correct spot ... ;) :crackup: :crackup:
 

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I am going to be more cutt than i was ever before and i am twice as huge as last time i cut.
 

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Cocaine, then i can get a bunch of strippers to sniff lines off my c0ck then get head. OR im gonna be cola and my friends gonna be bacardi and we gonna **** b!tches.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DogFashionDisco

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Originally posted by Stud
i'm gonna try to find a costume of the king from the burger king commercials..thatd be sweet.
Holy ****, that would be awesome. Dude, we've gotta find a place where you can get that costume before it's to late.
 

PRMoon

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John Shaft
 

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My friends at uni and me made ghostbusters costumes about 5 years ago. I have lost touch with them now but still have 2 of the costumes.

Turning up on Halloween when everyone else is dressed as ghosts and dracula (not many 'regular' fancy dress costumes at halloween in the UK, just spooky stuff)

Walk in just like on the movie 'Dont panic, step aside please, its ok the situation is now under control' etc. - it is now one of my absolute favorite sarging nights of the year!

Plus they always play the ghostbusters song at some point - hey theres only one group on the dancefloor at that point - me my buddy and about 50 girls. Seriously every other guy pretty much gives up dancing when that comes on!

First year we made them we went to the uni party about 2000 people there - I walked in and the first guy that sees me shouts "That is by far the best costume i have seen tonight" then my 4 buddies walk in about 3 seconds later. Kodak moment!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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My twin brother and I are gonna be Lou and Andy from "Little Britain". I'm gonna push him around in a wheelchair...
 

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I'm probably going to go as a generic zombie. It's a pretty easy costume to put together.
 

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Rex, from the Rex-Kwon-Do academy.
 

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excuse me if i'm wrong, but, arn't you guys a little to grown up to "dress up"

Originally posted by Soprano
im being a white person for halloween
on the other hand, i just might smir some stuff on my face and go as a black person for haloween (gun... and the whole nine yards)





you don't like it when i say it, what makes you think i like it when you say it?????????????:confused: :confused:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Soprano

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lol go for it. one of my white friends is being a black person.
 

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Originally posted by Gonzalo
Rex, from the Rex-Kwon-Do academy.
YES! NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE.

I was thinking a Hurricane. I don't know how to make the outfit, but after the all weather we had, most people will run in fear.


A-Unit
 

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The topic for the Halloween party I'm going to is called "Media Analysis End-of-Year Examination: Part A".

I'll probably just wear a polo shirt and trousers.
 

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I got a bunch of my girl's barbies. I'm taping them to myself and going as a chick magnet.

(I wish I could take credit for this idea)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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