"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hey guys,
I've been on a girl for 2-3 weeks now, and I just offered her a large size picture of her that she really enjoyed!
Now she asked me by sms "what do I owe you?"
I'd like to take her on a date, but I can't figure any way out to be ****y & funny on the phone to ask her out...
Could someone give me help?
Thanks!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Get over the ****y an funny - it's great in person, but can't be properly conveyed through a text message. Your best bet is to be direct. "I want to see you now." "I wanna hang out with your lame ass." "What do you do for fun? It should be me." Sh1t like that. Try to not to be a guy they're comfortable around. Chicks love to be friends with guys like that. Be that dude who they're always wondering about. Is he gonna fight somebody or fvck me? Is he gonna fvck that girl or is he gonna fvck me? Those should be the questions she's asking herself. Not if you're the one. Nobody likes to think about the one. Make her feel excited. Hoes love that sh1t.
 
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ditto, although I do ****y funny over text and have never had problems with it, just add stuff like LOL or haha or a wink after you drop a dandy over txt, comes of well in my usage
 
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Hey, here is how it turned out:

H: How much do I ow you?
M: 2 kiwis, 1 mandarin and 5 strawberries
H: Fine for the mandarin and the kiwi, but I keep strawberries for me, I like them too much!
M: Crap, me too... With a little bit of sugar and a lot of see crème!
H: Haha, yeah! But that's nt good for my diet...!
M: what do you expect to loose? A bone? (she's absolutely not fat!)
H: Why not ^^

After a while, I answered that:
Seriously, for this time, a drink will be ok, but this really should not become a habit!

And now I'm waiting for her to answer me.
I hope this wasn't that lame...!
 
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Too much gay not enough cool.

Imagine how much cooler you would be right now if you just replied with 'A drink, this weekend?'.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've no idea...
It's the 1st time I do something like this...!
 
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