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congrats.My Name is Nobody said:
I'd be a bear. I do whatever I want and if anyone ****s with me I maul them in the face.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
What animal would a DJ be and why?
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I'd be a bear. I do whatever I want and if anyone ****s with me I maul them in the face.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Someone Much cooler
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I would be an eagle! to lazy to explain why
42-Colrath
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a bird so I can fly from high above and take a crap on anyone I want
All The Answers
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THIS is supposed to be a "don juan" site with threads like THIS not being locked and deleted???
this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here
this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
My Name is Nobody
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You care, otherwise you wouldn't have posted.All The Answers said:
You can thank me by getting on your knees next time a girl asks you this question.
And yes, I am a Don Juan.
Thanks for tuning in.
SmokeX
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Well with your nickname being all the answers don't you think you would have the answer for this, or is your nickname lying to us all, thread can be what ever they want, I don't see you helping anyone, or trying for that matter. For every one post you make that "helps" someone I probably already have three done up.All The Answers said:
Cut the shyt and don't be a bytch. learn to ge along with people
On another note
Wolf reasons being: Cute Cuddly, Friendly if tamed, Crazy, and will eat you if giving the chance. Yea I said it. I will eat you.
Smoke
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i dont get along with losers, theres a good reason why
Charm&Style
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A gorilla.
not because im persian and hairy.
but because we do what ever the fvck we want. Bang gorilla b1tches, take sh1ts on gorilla b1tches, we have stone hard bodies, we pretty much alpha.
juss minus the hair.
not because im persian and hairy.
but because we do what ever the fvck we want. Bang gorilla b1tches, take sh1ts on gorilla b1tches, we have stone hard bodies, we pretty much alpha.
juss minus the hair.
PigAdlemPimp
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If a DJ was an animal he'd either be a Tiger or a Pig. :yes:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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I would be Godzilla - to kill all of the other animals who prevent me from getting the animal hors! Where is King Kong - my nemesis?http://www.atari.com/godzilla/
Naturally, male animals are alpha males. There is no media, no society to redefine being a "man" or make them more feminine. They are instinctively programmed to fight, protect, and reproduce. And they keep it that simple!
House animals (pets) are less of an example because they are trained/influenced by their owners. Look at animals in nature, though, and you will see all sorts of dominant male figures. Males fighting for territory, females and food. If I had to pick one though, I would choose a mountain lion.
House animals (pets) are less of an example because they are trained/influenced by their owners. Look at animals in nature, though, and you will see all sorts of dominant male figures. Males fighting for territory, females and food. If I had to pick one though, I would choose a mountain lion.
Rebound Material
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Id choose a whale.
we're big, gentle, family oriented, spit water from our heads, and we migrate south where its warm.
we're big, gentle, family oriented, spit water from our heads, and we migrate south where its warm.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
I concur. All I see is: Is it DJ to do this?, What would a DJ say/do?, What food does a DJ eat? Fu<k off, learn to think for yourself.Docs said:
Stop being a troll.All The Answers said:
If you don't like the thread and have nothing positive to contribute, keep your fvcking mouth shut, we don't need negative pricks around thinking they are the sh!t and that much better than everyone else because they apparently aren't like the rest of the "online losers".
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
PigAdlemPimp
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Stop trying to be the Big Shot DJ dude, relax, have some fun, unless you can write better threads yourself, which you never seem to do, stop flaming other dudes who just want a bit of fun, in your case the DJ would be a Sheep, as you have proven yourself to be a follower rather than a leader, very sad indeed.[S]alvatore said:
All The Answers
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Lust said:
somebody who makes a thread like this when this site is for seducing and ****ing women, then yea i'll point it out
SmokeX
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Troll Target Acquired
[S]alvatore
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Better luck next time.PigAdlemPimp said:
PigAdlemPimp
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Chill out dude, this isn't a serious thread, it is just a bit of fun, surely a true DJ doesn't have to be serious every second of the day.[S]alvatore said:
The truth is that 99.99 percent of the stuff you are reading on this site is some dudes fantasy and not what is really taking place.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.