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congrats.My Name is Nobody said:
I'd be a bear. I do whatever I want and if anyone ****s with me I maul them in the face.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What animal would a DJ be and why?
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I'd be a bear. I do whatever I want and if anyone ****s with me I maul them in the face.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Someone Much cooler
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I would be an eagle! to lazy to explain why
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a bird so I can fly from high above and take a crap on anyone I want
All The Answers
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THIS is supposed to be a "don juan" site with threads like THIS not being locked and deleted???
this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here
this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
My Name is Nobody
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You care, otherwise you wouldn't have posted.All The Answers said:
You can thank me by getting on your knees next time a girl asks you this question.
And yes, I am a Don Juan.
Thanks for tuning in.
SmokeX
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Well with your nickname being all the answers don't you think you would have the answer for this, or is your nickname lying to us all, thread can be what ever they want, I don't see you helping anyone, or trying for that matter. For every one post you make that "helps" someone I probably already have three done up.All The Answers said:
Cut the shyt and don't be a bytch. learn to ge along with people
On another note
Wolf reasons being: Cute Cuddly, Friendly if tamed, Crazy, and will eat you if giving the chance. Yea I said it. I will eat you.
Smoke
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i dont get along with losers, theres a good reason why
Charm&Style
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A gorilla.
not because im persian and hairy.
but because we do what ever the fvck we want. Bang gorilla b1tches, take sh1ts on gorilla b1tches, we have stone hard bodies, we pretty much alpha.
juss minus the hair.
not because im persian and hairy.
but because we do what ever the fvck we want. Bang gorilla b1tches, take sh1ts on gorilla b1tches, we have stone hard bodies, we pretty much alpha.
juss minus the hair.
PigAdlemPimp
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If a DJ was an animal he'd either be a Tiger or a Pig. :yes:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Last Man Standing
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I would be Godzilla - to kill all of the other animals who prevent me from getting the animal hors! Where is King Kong - my nemesis?http://www.atari.com/godzilla/
Naturally, male animals are alpha males. There is no media, no society to redefine being a "man" or make them more feminine. They are instinctively programmed to fight, protect, and reproduce. And they keep it that simple!
House animals (pets) are less of an example because they are trained/influenced by their owners. Look at animals in nature, though, and you will see all sorts of dominant male figures. Males fighting for territory, females and food. If I had to pick one though, I would choose a mountain lion.
House animals (pets) are less of an example because they are trained/influenced by their owners. Look at animals in nature, though, and you will see all sorts of dominant male figures. Males fighting for territory, females and food. If I had to pick one though, I would choose a mountain lion.
Rebound Material
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Id choose a whale.
we're big, gentle, family oriented, spit water from our heads, and we migrate south where its warm.
we're big, gentle, family oriented, spit water from our heads, and we migrate south where its warm.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
I concur. All I see is: Is it DJ to do this?, What would a DJ say/do?, What food does a DJ eat? Fu<k off, learn to think for yourself.Docs said:
Stop being a troll.All The Answers said:
If you don't like the thread and have nothing positive to contribute, keep your fvcking mouth shut, we don't need negative pricks around thinking they are the sh!t and that much better than everyone else because they apparently aren't like the rest of the "online losers".
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
PigAdlemPimp
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Stop trying to be the Big Shot DJ dude, relax, have some fun, unless you can write better threads yourself, which you never seem to do, stop flaming other dudes who just want a bit of fun, in your case the DJ would be a Sheep, as you have proven yourself to be a follower rather than a leader, very sad indeed.[S]alvatore said:
All The Answers
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Lust said:
somebody who makes a thread like this when this site is for seducing and ****ing women, then yea i'll point it out
SmokeX
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[S]alvatore
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Better luck next time.PigAdlemPimp said:
PigAdlemPimp
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Chill out dude, this isn't a serious thread, it is just a bit of fun, surely a true DJ doesn't have to be serious every second of the day.[S]alvatore said:
The truth is that 99.99 percent of the stuff you are reading on this site is some dudes fantasy and not what is really taking place.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.