What animal would a DJ be and why?

[jack knife]

And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.

Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.

Afterall, I need some pu$$y.

congrats.

I'd be a bear. I do whatever I want and if anyone ****s with me I maul them in the face.

 

[rrrrr]

A Liger, bred for it's skills in magic. It's pretty much my favorite animal. WTF is with this thread?!?!?

 

[Someone Much cooler]

I would be an eagle! to lazy to explain why

 

[42-Colrath]

a bird so I can fly from high above and take a crap on anyone I want

 

[All The Answers]

THIS is supposed to be a "don juan" site with threads like THIS not being locked and deleted???

this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here

 

[My Name is Nobody]

THIS is supposed to be a "don juan" site with threads like THIS not being locked and deleted???

this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here

You care, otherwise you wouldn't have posted.

You can thank me by getting on your knees next time a girl asks you this question.

And yes, I am a Don Juan.

Thanks for tuning in.

 

[SmokeX]

THIS is supposed to be a "don juan" site with threads like THIS not being locked and deleted???

this si pathetic nerdy geeky shyt right here

Well with your nickname being all the answers don't you think you would have the answer for this, or is your nickname lying to us all, thread can be what ever they want, I don't see you helping anyone, or trying for that matter. For every one post you make that "helps" someone I probably already have three done up.

Cut the shyt and don't be a bytch. learn to ge along with people


On another note

Wolf reasons being: Cute Cuddly, Friendly if tamed, Crazy, and will eat you if giving the chance. Yea I said it. I will eat you.

Smoke

 

[All The Answers]

i dont get along with losers, theres a good reason why

 

[Charm&Style]

A gorilla.

not because im persian and hairy.

but because we do what ever the fvck we want. Bang gorilla b1tches, take sh1ts on gorilla b1tches, we have stone hard bodies, we pretty much alpha.

juss minus the hair.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

If a DJ was an animal he'd either be a Tiger or a Pig. :yes:

 

[Last Man Standing]

I would be Godzilla - to kill all of the other animals who prevent me from getting the animal hors! Where is King Kong - my nemesis?http://www.atari.com/godzilla/

 

[Incog]

Naturally, male animals are alpha males. There is no media, no society to redefine being a "man" or make them more feminine. They are instinctively programmed to fight, protect, and reproduce. And they keep it that simple!

House animals (pets) are less of an example because they are trained/influenced by their owners. Look at animals in nature, though, and you will see all sorts of dominant male figures. Males fighting for territory, females and food. If I had to pick one though, I would choose a mountain lion.

 

[Rebound Material]

Id choose a whale.

we're big, gentle, family oriented, spit water from our heads, and we migrate south where its warm.

 

[[S]alvatore]

I wonder about these threads..

I concur. All I see is: Is it DJ to do this?, What would a DJ say/do?, What food does a DJ eat? Fu<k off, learn to think for yourself.

 

[Lust]

i dont get along with losers, theres a good reason why

Stop being a troll.

If you don't like the thread and have nothing positive to contribute, keep your fvcking mouth shut, we don't need negative pricks around thinking they are the sh!t and that much better than everyone else because they apparently aren't like the rest of the "online losers".

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

I concur. All I see is: Is it DJ to do this?, What would a DJ say/do?, What food does a DJ eat? Fu<k off, learn to think for yourself.

Stop trying to be the Big Shot DJ dude, relax, have some fun, unless you can write better threads yourself, which you never seem to do, stop flaming other dudes who just want a bit of fun, in your case the DJ would be a Sheep, as you have proven yourself to be a follower rather than a leader, very sad indeed.

 

[All The Answers]

Stop being a troll.

If you don't like the thread and have nothing positive to contribute, keep your fvcking mouth shut, we don't need negative pricks around thinking they are the sh!t and that much better than everyone else because they apparently aren't like the rest of the "online losers".

somebody who makes a thread like this when this site is for seducing and ****ing women, then yea i'll point it out

 

[SmokeX]

[ All The Answers ]
Troll Target Acquired

 

[[S]alvatore]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Better luck next time.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

Better luck next time.

Chill out dude, this isn't a serious thread, it is just a bit of fun, surely a true DJ doesn't have to be serious every second of the day.
The truth is that 99.99 percent of the stuff you are reading on this site is some dudes fantasy and not what is really taking place.