"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What’s your favorite fast food guilty pleasure?

Dust 2 Dust

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Cicis Pizza buffet was always my guilty pleasure from high school up until my mid 30's. I really loved the Bavarian cream dessert pizza they had. Haven't ate there in a few years though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mbc0029

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Peanut M&M's
 

BackInTheGame78

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Always has been pizza. If there is pizza around I am fvcked. My willpower even on my best days, no matter how dialed in I am is gone.

Anything else I will be unphased by. I could sit down on a fast day and watch someone eat a steak dinner with all the fixings in front of me and not blink.

Put a pizza on the table tho and I am going in.
 

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Always has been pizza. If there is pizza around I am fvcked.

Put a pizza on the table tho and I am going in.
Pizza isn't necessarily fast food though it could be.

Hamburgers and french fries can be fast food or they can be had in sit down restaurants. Hamburgers are easy to make at home.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Arepas and Bacalaitos (codfish fritters).
 

Gamisch

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Its tough for y'all in the States. Amazing fastfood chains everywhere...

Overhere we have KFc,bK and McD amd thats about it. Tacobell is slowly gaining traction, but its all trash imo.
 

FlexpertHamilton

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Frozen pizzas though lately I do buy them from Trader Joe's as they're made with quality ingredients.

I eat fast food maybe once every year or two and restaurant food maybe 6x per year. People love to **** on McDonalds but literally every single fast food establishment is pure garbage as are almost all restaurants.
 

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5 Guys bacon cheese burger with an extra patty, all the way, and a "little" cajun fries on the side with mayo to dip. ~2500 kcals of fvcking heaven.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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