Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Cicis Pizza buffet was always my guilty pleasure from high school up until my mid 30's. I really loved the Bavarian cream dessert pizza they had. Haven't ate there in a few years though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What’s your favorite fast food guilty pleasure?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BackInTheGame78
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Always has been pizza. If there is pizza around I am fvcked. My willpower even on my best days, no matter how dialed in I am is gone.
Anything else I will be unphased by. I could sit down on a fast day and watch someone eat a steak dinner with all the fixings in front of me and not blink.
Put a pizza on the table tho and I am going in.
Anything else I will be unphased by. I could sit down on a fast day and watch someone eat a steak dinner with all the fixings in front of me and not blink.
Put a pizza on the table tho and I am going in.
SW15
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Pizza isn't necessarily fast food though it could be.
Hamburgers and french fries can be fast food or they can be had in sit down restaurants. Hamburgers are easy to make at home.
CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
In n out: double double Diet Coke
Chick Fil A- number 1 with Coke Zero
Chick Fil A- number 1 with Coke Zero
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Pierce Manhammer
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Arepas and Bacalaitos (codfish fritters).
FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
Frozen pizzas though lately I do buy them from Trader Joe's as they're made with quality ingredients.
I eat fast food maybe once every year or two and restaurant food maybe 6x per year. People love to **** on McDonalds but literally every single fast food establishment is pure garbage as are almost all restaurants.
I eat fast food maybe once every year or two and restaurant food maybe 6x per year. People love to **** on McDonalds but literally every single fast food establishment is pure garbage as are almost all restaurants.
Jesse Pinkman
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"KFC jokes old bro, black folks switched to Popeyes a long time ago" - my black friend lol
For me, nothing like a Chick Fila Chicken Biscuit for breakfast on some occasions.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
EyeBRollin
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Add chicken wings to my list. And fried fish (haddock or snapper) and fries.