BillyPilgrim
Master Don Juan
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How come I see them play 3rd week straight?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How come I see them play 3rd week straight?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Apparently it was one of the best series ever, but since I live in Toronto, hopefully one day I’ll get to appreciate it lolI'm not a huge baseball fan but I did watch Game 7 last night, what a nail biter! And congrats to the Dodgers, both teams played great.
I'm curious what y'alls favorite play/hit is generally. Obviously a home run is exciting especially when bases are loaded but more exciting than that (imo) is a clean line drive down the center with three men on base.
Watching the outfield/infield players scrambling as the guys on base all come home, that's exciting.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto won that game and the series for the Dodgers, truly talented player, his parents must be so proud.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Cannot believe the Jays found a way to blow the game two games in a rowI'm not a huge baseball fan but I did watch Game 7 last night, what a nail biter! And congrats to the Dodgers, both teams played great.
I'm curious what y'alls favorite play/hit is generally. Obviously a home run is exciting especially when bases are loaded but more exciting than that (imo) is a clean line drive down the center with three men on base.
Watching the outfield/infield players scrambling as the guys on base all come home, that's exciting.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto won that game and the series for the Dodgers, truly talented player, his parents must be so proud.
He picks up the trash in the dugout after the game. The Japanese teach young people to respect the playing field. It's part of the martial arts honor system, respect the dojo. There's a spiritual significance to it.Yoshinobu Yamamoto won that game and the series for the Dodgers, truly talented player
If you had bet a dollar on the Dodgers to win the world series, and that bet was placed before the first game of the entire season had been played, that dollar would now be worth....$1.20. That's how heavily favored they have been. So it was a small miracle that the series was so close.Cannot believe the Jays found a way to blow the game two games in a row
They should redo the series in case it was big fluke lolIf you had bet a dollar on the Dodgers to win the world series, and that bet was placed before the first game of the entire season had been played, that dollar would now be worth....$1.20. That's how heavily favored they have been. So it was a small miracle that the series was so close.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That baserunning in the series by the Blue Jays was definitely susWhen they catch guys rigging games, it makes me wonder if everyone is doing it, and they were just unlucky enough to be caught.
We coming back up. Blue Jays 2026 World Series champs. Book it!That baserunning in the series by the Blue Jays was definitely sus