"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Went on p0rnhub, truly shocked at what I saw

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Deadpool has a scene in which I think the glamorization of pegging began. I think that could be a good starting point. A few years ago it was only slapstick used to indoctrinate, now it’s considered acceptable? Just spitballin here.
Glorifying pegging? How did they manage to do that?
 

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I noticed more now then ever more men and women are gay or bisexual,so I'm not surprised by the increase of pegging videos. Although one could argue it doesn't necessarily make a man gay?
I'm noticing more gay and emasculated men then I ever have before to the point at one of my family members jobs in there section out of the 6 men working 4 were gay. Nothing against it, just seems more rampant then ever before
 

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Imagine being in the wilderness before civilization and hiding behind a bush watching a real alpha bang a girl while you touch yourself.. This is porn in a nutshell.

Pathetic. Stop watching it and go get some real girls.
 

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Tribal Humanity was polyamorous (Read Sperm Wars) - what you described is what most men would have experienced. Tribes where women are selecting to bang the top 3 or 4 alphas simultaneously. The rest of the Betas are looking on with envy.

Maybe Porn directly connects to our ancient beta lizard brains.
I wouldn’t have been one of the betas looking on I would’ve done whatever I can to become one of the top 3-4 males. Or started my own tribe.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I once had a kinky plate that liked to stick her finger up my anus. :eek::eek: Having BPH, it helped. o_O That said, a strap-on is a no-go for me.
 

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Well gentlemen, pegging vids prove that masochism/sadomasochism is still alive and well inside a certain subset of the male population …
Porn has a product for every desire, fetish, and/or mental condition.
If you have good mental health, be grateful.
 

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I'm beginning to believe something is being put into the water at this point
That's why I own a Berkey water filter (with multiple Flouride/Black filters to last me several years to come in my cabinets). Flouride-free all of 2020 (or since the "pandemic" around the time when everybody was buyin toilet paper, I bought toilet paper AND this Berkey and freeze-dried food, and various other hard assets).
 

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Why are you looking for that stuff? Plenty of other things to look at other than that.

The truth is all of this stuff has always been there in the shadows, the online revolution and social acceptance of pretty much anything has brought it to the surface.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I once had a kinky plate that liked to stick her finger up my anus. :eek::eek: Having BPH, it helped. o_O That said, a strap-on is a no-go for me.
Ahaah remind me of a girl that wanted to finger my ass while sucking me and asked if I wanted.

I told her that it was ok but then asked her what did the expect to find inside....are they coal digger?
 

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Ahaah remind me of a girl that wanted to finger my ass while sucking me and asked if I wanted.

I told her that it was ok but then asked her what did the expect to find inside....are they coal digger?
Was she in med school?
 

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Was she in med school?
Nope she was a restaurant manager if I recall correctly, hardly she knew sh1t about prostate stimulation or prostate health checks.

But anyway would be a great idea to have a nurse as a gf, we could get regular checks not only for free but also without meeting fat fingers.
 

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Was she in med school?
This reminds me of when I was going to a clinic staffed by 4th year medical students, and I got a hot chick for me for urology. She was asking me about my BPH, and then examined my urethra by trying to open it up as much as possible and looking down it, being illuminated by her headlamp (her real headlamp, not her rack :rolleyes:). She was easily as close as any gal that had given me fellatio without actually putting mouth to member.

If she had become a urologist, she'd be the type that I would recommend to anyone having ED. :eek:o_O
 

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This reminds me of when I was going to a clinic staffed by 4th year medical students, and I got a hot chick for me for urology. She was asking me about my BPH, and then examined my urethra by trying to open it up as much as possible and looking down it, being illuminated by her headlamp (her real headlamp, not her rack :rolleyes:). She was easily as close as any gal that had given me fellatio without actually putting mouth to member.

If she had become a urologist, she'd be the type that I would recommend to anyone having ED. :eek:o_O
She better not to check that way over excited premature ejaculators...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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