Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I'll report back in a few hours..time to go POON HUNTIN!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Well, I'm off to my sarging shift
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
man, U 2 are just really going at it.
Actually it is pretty funny.
Actually it is pretty funny.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
AAAAAAAAAAHH ****, you're still on my nuts?! Get a f*cking life kid and go watch Walker, Texas Ranger or something.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Dime, you are calling someone older than you a kid?
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
yeah i am.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
So I went out and ended up with a speeding ticket. FUUUUUUCCKKK
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ok, a little hungover
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
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You always were a crazy mother****er man... haha
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Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Yesterday some kid me and my friends really hate wanted to hang out with us and drink and smoke weed because we do that a lot. He hung out, we got him buzzed on some Evan and high on some good weed and then we went out to some random field with cows and told him that we were gonna go cow tippin, Holy ****! This kid was chasing these damn cows and **** trying to impress us and we left him there..I'm a d*ck.
Btw, from my experiences cow tipping is a fallacy.
Btw, from my experiences cow tipping is a fallacy.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.