Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I'll report back in a few hours..time to go POON HUNTIN!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Well, I'm off to my sarging shift
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
man, U 2 are just really going at it.
Actually it is pretty funny.
Actually it is pretty funny.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
AAAAAAAAAAHH ****, you're still on my nuts?! Get a f*cking life kid and go watch Walker, Texas Ranger or something.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Dime, you are calling someone older than you a kid?
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
yeah i am.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
So I went out and ended up with a speeding ticket. FUUUUUUCCKKK
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ok, a little hungover
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
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You always were a crazy mother****er man... haha
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Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Yesterday some kid me and my friends really hate wanted to hang out with us and drink and smoke weed because we do that a lot. He hung out, we got him buzzed on some Evan and high on some good weed and then we went out to some random field with cows and told him that we were gonna go cow tippin, Holy ****! This kid was chasing these damn cows and **** trying to impress us and we left him there..I'm a d*ck.
Btw, from my experiences cow tipping is a fallacy.
Btw, from my experiences cow tipping is a fallacy.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.