Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I'll report back in a few hours..time to go POON HUNTIN!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Well, I'm off to my sarging shift
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
man, U 2 are just really going at it.
Actually it is pretty funny.
Actually it is pretty funny.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
AAAAAAAAAAHH ****, you're still on my nuts?! Get a f*cking life kid and go watch Walker, Texas Ranger or something.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Dime, you are calling someone older than you a kid?
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
yeah i am.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
So I went out and ended up with a speeding ticket. FUUUUUUCCKKK
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ok, a little hungover
The Antichrist_Star
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You always were a crazy mother****er man... haha
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Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Yesterday some kid me and my friends really hate wanted to hang out with us and drink and smoke weed because we do that a lot. He hung out, we got him buzzed on some Evan and high on some good weed and then we went out to some random field with cows and told him that we were gonna go cow tippin, Holy ****! This kid was chasing these damn cows and **** trying to impress us and we left him there..I'm a d*ck.
Btw, from my experiences cow tipping is a fallacy.
Btw, from my experiences cow tipping is a fallacy.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.