"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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weird thing when reading this drunk-repeat- drunk

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-I am drunk posting this-and might be crazy:nervous: But all in all a state of my being which I seek advice.I kinda snapped when reading bible, 15 lessons, like I had an exorcisism of my politically correct nature. a war broke loose inside my head.Am I making a transition?I could care less about females right now. Land of the free is mocking me. I cannot construct a shelter (to live in) without athouraty (what ever) cartman-tearing it down. If I resist -padded truck.Why cannot I live my own I know life isnt fair-are other countries this screwed up? What the hell. I know things of political nature are not recommended but I felt this way as I discoverder myself as I relised myself while reading 15 lessons. I know- boohoo life not fair.But I nede to go for enlightenment far away for a bit i think.is this normal to loose your self at many exelent quotes of enlightement to find myself or am temparalory crazy?but I am not in danger I feel very confident right now but cunfused at same time.:eek: lol Is this a sign of my nuts returning to my possesion?I prolly need someone to talk to besides the computer sorry but thanks for listening if u did for amusment anyhow.il prolly regret it tomoro and delete hehe
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I should get some sleep aye nice to meet u fellow dj
cheers m8 btw were u seriuos? post quick reply my @ss -my pc froze and crash i think
 

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nah I wont delete I ma keep it on here like a class photo when i was in h.s. So I can look back on my dumb self lol. :cheer:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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jim morrison,garcia,hunter s thompson, i think ur on to somethin- maybe maybe not ill try, ok ill try it what the hay lol
dont forget moody blues
 

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Native Americans have gotten a lot of good thinking out of peyote for thousands of years. I have not tried peyote, but shrooms are probably similar. They are good for pondering your place in life.
 
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