"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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weird thing when reading this drunk-repeat- drunk

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-I am drunk posting this-and might be crazy:nervous: But all in all a state of my being which I seek advice.I kinda snapped when reading bible, 15 lessons, like I had an exorcisism of my politically correct nature. a war broke loose inside my head.Am I making a transition?I could care less about females right now. Land of the free is mocking me. I cannot construct a shelter (to live in) without athouraty (what ever) cartman-tearing it down. If I resist -padded truck.Why cannot I live my own I know life isnt fair-are other countries this screwed up? What the hell. I know things of political nature are not recommended but I felt this way as I discoverder myself as I relised myself while reading 15 lessons. I know- boohoo life not fair.But I nede to go for enlightenment far away for a bit i think.is this normal to loose your self at many exelent quotes of enlightement to find myself or am temparalory crazy?but I am not in danger I feel very confident right now but cunfused at same time.:eek: lol Is this a sign of my nuts returning to my possesion?I prolly need someone to talk to besides the computer sorry but thanks for listening if u did for amusment anyhow.il prolly regret it tomoro and delete hehe
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I should get some sleep aye nice to meet u fellow dj
cheers m8 btw were u seriuos? post quick reply my @ss -my pc froze and crash i think
 
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nah I wont delete I ma keep it on here like a class photo when i was in h.s. So I can look back on my dumb self lol. :cheer:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jim morrison,garcia,hunter s thompson, i think ur on to somethin- maybe maybe not ill try, ok ill try it what the hay lol
dont forget moody blues
 
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Native Americans have gotten a lot of good thinking out of peyote for thousands of years. I have not tried peyote, but shrooms are probably similar. They are good for pondering your place in life.
 
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