"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Weird situation hanging with chicks after school.

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So after school today these girls invited me to hang with them after school. They said they were going bowling and were going to bring a lot of people so I decided to go with them. We'll anyway after school comes around and I meet up with them but its only these 3 chicks, and I was going to bail on them right there but I couldn't get a ride for like an hour so i stayed with them. so anyway i was with these 3 chicks, one of whom im pretty sure likes me, and the others idk or care. Anyway the whole time we were walking around and just going into stores and stuff and the whole time I kinda talked to the girl who i think likes me. Nothing really seemed to click though and i wasn't gonna go out of my way to impress them. The whole time they just kind of had their girl chat going on, and I didn't really feel like getting involved in that. Anyway im just kinda wondering if thats normal. Like nothing really exciting happened or anything and it was overall pretty boring.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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yeah thats pretty much normal with most girls.
are you female?
 

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wtf? no im a dude. I normally wouldn't hang with just chicks like that but they said other people would be there and we would go bowling, but that didn't happen and I was stuck with them.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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Akyu said:
wtf? no im a dude. I normally wouldn't hang with just chicks like that but they said other people would be there and we would go bowling, but that didn't happen and I was stuck with them.
your whole story sounds like you were one of the girls... thats cause you didn't mention anything specific that would point to being a man and getting some interest.

haha I was joking about the female thing btw.
 

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Sigh... GWA's still giving advice.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
your whole story sounds like you were one of the girls... thats cause you didn't mention anything specific that would point to being a man and getting some interest.

haha I was joking about the female thing btw.
get laid then post something....
 

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My advice would be to get involved. If the conversation was too girly you should have steered it into a more friendly type of one. On another note just sponge filter what Alamar says. Take it worth a grain of cocaine.
 
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