"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Weird guy getting laid.

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Kpocalypse

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Oh man I’m so damn confused/jealous right now. A friend of mine, one of my best friends actually, was at my house today and we hung out and stuff. This guy is the quietest guy I’ve ever seen in my life. He only talks when he feels like it and don’t give a **** about how he comes across. He doesn’t take care of his hygiene at all, he only showers and put on a deodorant. He never combs his hair, which is really messy and not styled, he has kind of long hair, it reaches his upper lip and he has his nasty little moustache, you know the kind you get when you’re 14. . He does these damn crazy things when he’s bored, like pretending to be retarded and asks random people what time it is. NEVER laugh if he doesn’t find something extremely funny, he doesn’t give a **** even when a HB makes a joke or something, he just stares at her like she’s a retard. He is smart, but he lives in his own reality where everything he doesn’t like is worthless to him and has 0 value. He hates authority figures and I guess you can call him a rebel.
So, this guy can’t possibly have a girl huh? I definitely never thought he could get one.
Now he has this freaking hot chic who’s 18, he’s 15. He never calls her, she always calls him, and when they’re together they eat, sleep, drink, he’s also tried drugs with her and they ****, they aren’t in a serious relationship. He’s also made out with some girls in his class during school time.
I know some of his attributes can be attractive, but come the F- on, this guy?
Man, can’t believe he nailed a chic before me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Morphiex

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well lets rewiew :

he is a rebel
he dont give a **** about what other think of him
he doesnt laugh at stupid jokes thta hot chicks make unless they are funny
he doesnt care about how he looks , oposite of what these pink t shirt wearing mofos do these days.
he talks only when its necessary , keeps the mystery level up....
And hes got some huge Confidence...

seems to me that hes a dj , just lacking some hygiene problems i guess , but you could just be exxagerating.....

u could learn a thing or two from this guy ....
all of us could i guess =P
the biggest key is confidence , girls love guys with confidence , and it sounds like he has it , has alot of it.....
 
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danro

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yea the only thing i could c a girl thinking unnatractive about him is the little mustache. I only take a shower and put some deoderant on. somedays i just skip the deodorant part to and he has all the personality traits of a dj its actually not a big suprise
 
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itishe

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Tell this guy to come on here, and teach me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have a friend EXACTLY like this minus the mustache and smae thing for him, hes got an awesome gf ****ing him and i cant figure it out
 
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shiningshadow

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Haven't you guys read the bible? -_-
 
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kev me723

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what you don't realize is that in those things that make him seem like he'd be terrible with the ladies, you actually listed a solid 4-5 things that are different from the average male in an attractive way. keep watch my boy, you'll know in due time....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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