Weird guy getting laid.

[Kpocalypse]

Oh man I’m so damn confused/jealous right now. A friend of mine, one of my best friends actually, was at my house today and we hung out and stuff. This guy is the quietest guy I’ve ever seen in my life. He only talks when he feels like it and don’t give a **** about how he comes across. He doesn’t take care of his hygiene at all, he only showers and put on a deodorant. He never combs his hair, which is really messy and not styled, he has kind of long hair, it reaches his upper lip and he has his nasty little moustache, you know the kind you get when you’re 14. . He does these damn crazy things when he’s bored, like pretending to be retarded and asks random people what time it is. NEVER laugh if he doesn’t find something extremely funny, he doesn’t give a **** even when a HB makes a joke or something, he just stares at her like she’s a retard. He is smart, but he lives in his own reality where everything he doesn’t like is worthless to him and has 0 value. He hates authority figures and I guess you can call him a rebel.
So, this guy can’t possibly have a girl huh? I definitely never thought he could get one.
Now he has this freaking hot chic who’s 18, he’s 15. He never calls her, she always calls him, and when they’re together they eat, sleep, drink, he’s also tried drugs with her and they ****, they aren’t in a serious relationship. He’s also made out with some girls in his class during school time.
I know some of his attributes can be attractive, but come the F- on, this guy?
Man, can’t believe he nailed a chic before me.

 

[Morphiex]

well lets rewiew :

he is a rebel
he dont give a **** about what other think of him
he doesnt laugh at stupid jokes thta hot chicks make unless they are funny
he doesnt care about how he looks , oposite of what these pink t shirt wearing mofos do these days.
he talks only when its necessary , keeps the mystery level up....
And hes got some huge Confidence...

seems to me that hes a dj , just lacking some hygiene problems i guess , but you could just be exxagerating.....

u could learn a thing or two from this guy ....
all of us could i guess =P
the biggest key is confidence , girls love guys with confidence , and it sounds like he has it , has alot of it.....

 

[danro]

yea the only thing i could c a girl thinking unnatractive about him is the little mustache. I only take a shower and put some deoderant on. somedays i just skip the deodorant part to and he has all the personality traits of a dj its actually not a big suprise

 

[MightyMate]

Guy seems fine just about looks.

 

[itishe]

Tell this guy to come on here, and teach me.

 

[DJ4Real]

Originally posted by itishe
Tell this guy to come on here, and teach me.

You'll learn on your own.

 

[Nzo]

I have a friend EXACTLY like this minus the mustache and smae thing for him, hes got an awesome gf ****ing him and i cant figure it out

 

[shiningshadow]

Haven't you guys read the bible? -_-

 

[kev me723]

what you don't realize is that in those things that make him seem like he'd be terrible with the ladies, you actually listed a solid 4-5 things that are different from the average male in an attractive way. keep watch my boy, you'll know in due time....

 

[itishe]

Originally posted by DJ4Real
You'll learn on your own.

I'm certaintly getting better.

 

[DJ4Real]

Good...keep up the good work.