"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hey guys i just have a simple question for you.

at the beginning of the summer i started working out alot more, got a personal traininer, nutritionist, etc and really committed myself to losing weight. i wasn't really fat but a little bit chubby. i lost about 15 pounds and since school started i've been getting more looks and compliments from girls at work (resteraunt) and girls I hang out with every once and ahile how should I respond to them? i say the typical thanks but is there anything c+f i can say?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tell em you're feeling famished and that they better invite you over for dinner


clothing optional
 
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Tell them that you've been in training for your Ultimate Fighter match with Jarred the Subway guy.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Tell them that you've been in training for your Ultimate Fighter match with Jarred the Subway guy.
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LMAO! Classic.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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if you're ripped, but like, 'yeah, but i need better (insert body part here, like abs)' then take off your shirt. Then be like 'i think my (insert body part) could be alittle harder, what do you think' then take their hand and put it over that body part.
 
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good suggestions ... i'm not to ripped yet ... but will get there gotta lose a bit more weight first
 
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HBK

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Remember that song on south park about jared lol

" He's still lookin' good!

His name is Jared

His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches..."
 
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