"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Weed Growing

navyseal2101

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I know this kid who grows weed and sells the plants. If he got caught, what kind of punishment would he get?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It depends his age, the state law, and his track record (prior conviction), the amount he was caught selling, will all be used to determined his conviction.

Suffice to say he will be screwed and it probably won't be a slap on the wrist.
 

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On my last job, a guy before me one day didn't show up for work.. Later they found out he was growing weed in the middle of ever glades.. Long long time..


You ever been near a prison? It's a sad place.
 

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well the selling isnt the concerned part, its the growing, like if he gets caught with a few plants growing, hes under 18 btw.
 

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I see your game.

Plant some weed in your neighbors back yard and grow it. Then sell it. Could work. But man, these plants are big and smell from far away.

Yea, you'd screw him up bad. Probably get yourself bad karma too, get aids or something.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how many plants and how big are they?
that is what matters when they find them on your property.
one tiny plant? is nothing.
five big plants... is something bad.
 

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Fed laws kick in at 100 plants, under that it varies by state law. Being under 18 is a big deal, though, I would guess that he would face only juvenile charges.
 

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Thanks for the link, and no i'm not planning on growing it in his yard, I wouldn't do that, but looking at penalites, I don't think i'd risk growing any, thanks for replies.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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like 1/2g-1g or more if more ppl r there. My friend rolled a 4g once, but I don't smoke, I tried it once, I know you don't feel anything the first time, but I still don't rly want to do it again, idk why. BTW they usually smoke bowls so kinda diff., but yea I wouldnt really be involved with the use of the drugs.
 

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navyseal2101 said:
I know this kid who grows weed and sells the plants. If he got caught, what kind of punishment would he get?

The Death Penalty.:yes:

They hang them Live on the National Lottery nowadays :whistle: , either that or they will just give him a caution and a dinky fine :rock:
 
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