navyseal2101
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I know this kid who grows weed and sells the plants. If he got caught, what kind of punishment would he get?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Weed Growing
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
It depends his age, the state law, and his track record (prior conviction), the amount he was caught selling, will all be used to determined his conviction.
Suffice to say he will be screwed and it probably won't be a slap on the wrist.
Suffice to say he will be screwed and it probably won't be a slap on the wrist.
navyseal2101
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well the selling isnt the concerned part, its the growing, like if he gets caught with a few plants growing, hes under 18 btw.
I see your game.
Plant some weed in your neighbors back yard and grow it. Then sell it. Could work. But man, these plants are big and smell from far away.
Yea, you'd screw him up bad. Probably get yourself bad karma too, get aids or something.
Plant some weed in your neighbors back yard and grow it. Then sell it. Could work. But man, these plants are big and smell from far away.
Yea, you'd screw him up bad. Probably get yourself bad karma too, get aids or something.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
penkitten
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how many plants and how big are they?
that is what matters when they find them on your property.
one tiny plant? is nothing.
five big plants... is something bad.
that is what matters when they find them on your property.
one tiny plant? is nothing.
five big plants... is something bad.
Bible_Belt
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Fed laws kick in at 100 plants, under that it varies by state law. Being under 18 is a big deal, though, I would guess that he would face only juvenile charges.
navyseal2101
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Thanks for the link, and no i'm not planning on growing it in his yard, I wouldn't do that, but looking at penalites, I don't think i'd risk growing any, thanks for replies.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
navyseal2101
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like 1/2g-1g or more if more ppl r there. My friend rolled a 4g once, but I don't smoke, I tried it once, I know you don't feel anything the first time, but I still don't rly want to do it again, idk why. BTW they usually smoke bowls so kinda diff., but yea I wouldnt really be involved with the use of the drugs.
The Damned
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navyseal2101 said:
The Death Penalty.:yes:
They hang them Live on the National Lottery nowadays
, either that or they will just give him a caution and a dinky fine :rock: