"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Weed Growing

navyseal2101

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I know this kid who grows weed and sells the plants. If he got caught, what kind of punishment would he get?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It depends his age, the state law, and his track record (prior conviction), the amount he was caught selling, will all be used to determined his conviction.

Suffice to say he will be screwed and it probably won't be a slap on the wrist.
 

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On my last job, a guy before me one day didn't show up for work.. Later they found out he was growing weed in the middle of ever glades.. Long long time..


You ever been near a prison? It's a sad place.
 

navyseal2101

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well the selling isnt the concerned part, its the growing, like if he gets caught with a few plants growing, hes under 18 btw.
 

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I see your game.

Plant some weed in your neighbors back yard and grow it. Then sell it. Could work. But man, these plants are big and smell from far away.

Yea, you'd screw him up bad. Probably get yourself bad karma too, get aids or something.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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how many plants and how big are they?
that is what matters when they find them on your property.
one tiny plant? is nothing.
five big plants... is something bad.
 

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Fed laws kick in at 100 plants, under that it varies by state law. Being under 18 is a big deal, though, I would guess that he would face only juvenile charges.
 

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Thanks for the link, and no i'm not planning on growing it in his yard, I wouldn't do that, but looking at penalites, I don't think i'd risk growing any, thanks for replies.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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navyseal2101

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like 1/2g-1g or more if more ppl r there. My friend rolled a 4g once, but I don't smoke, I tried it once, I know you don't feel anything the first time, but I still don't rly want to do it again, idk why. BTW they usually smoke bowls so kinda diff., but yea I wouldnt really be involved with the use of the drugs.
 

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navyseal2101 said:
I know this kid who grows weed and sells the plants. If he got caught, what kind of punishment would he get?

The Death Penalty.:yes:

They hang them Live on the National Lottery nowadays :whistle: , either that or they will just give him a caution and a dinky fine :rock:
 
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