"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wedding Vows for the 21st century

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I, Groom, take you, entitled Bride in the white dress, the only star of this ceremony,
to be my lawfully wedded nagging wife,
knowing in my heart that you will be
my worst decision,
my unfaithful partner in life,
and my ultimate demise.
On this horrible day,
I give to you
in the presence of Satan and all those in attendance
my pledge to stay by your side as your dumb husband
in your unhappiness and in your drama,
in your tantrums and in your judgments, as well as
through the bad times and the worse.
I further promise to love you without reservation,
dedicate my whole life to pleasing you which I will ultimately fail,
provide for your needs and your needs only as best as I can,
protect you from harm because men cant get harmed, that's just a fact of life,
give you half my money if you decide to leave me at some point,
grow with you in mind and spirit, or whatever stupid sh.it you want to do,
always be open and honest with you,
and cherish you for as long as I shall live, because I will die first from all the fvckin work that I am going to have to do.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lmfao. Wow.
 
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Now THAT was a good read! LOL Bravo.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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This is pretty funny. Hope it comes from a joking tone, rather than a butthurt one.
 
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Haha OP good one.

My thoughts on marriage vows:

Man: "till death do us part"

Woman: "till death do us part or I find another man that tingles my vag better"
 
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