"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Aragon034

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awhile ago i f-closed an HB at a party, over the course of the night i found out she's actually a webcam *****. to put it into perspective, she'll do 'anything but scat'. (her words, not mine)

For the life of me i can't find any good pictures other than this, her facebook has 300+ pictures and 99% of them are myspace angles or drugged out rave pictures. the halloween ones are just creepy.

here's the best one i can find
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/Aragon101/n502954146_1016318_4442.jpg

i'd say looks = 7 and value = 5

all i was after was a ONS, but at the time i hadn't cvmmed in like a week. so when i popped, it was more of a hose than a squirt. it was ****ing hillarious because she was blowing me at the time. it's a classic moment

Me: uhhh... you might want to take cover.
HB:huh?
Me: Urrgh.....
*i shoot like 6 wads at least 6 feet*
HB:*shrieks*

its since become our joke that i'm a born fireman.

anyways, about a week later (which would be yesterday) she calls me and tells me that she wants me to do a guest appearance on her webcam show as a "special toy" when i asked her why me, she says her audience will really get off on my shooting a massive load all over her. (just a wee bit disturbing)

to reiterate, i'm not after anything but a **** with this chick, she's got serious issues and i'm not touching them with a 10 foot pole. But i'm still tempted to do this just for the experience.

so my question is, how many of you guys would do this? :p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Solomon

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HELLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO











































































(Unless she cuts a big, big, big check, and my face ain't in the movie :D )
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Aragon034 said:
awhile ago i f-closed an HB at a party, over the course of the night i found out she's actually a webcam *****. to put it into perspective, she'll do 'anything but scat'. (her words, not mine)

For the life of me i can't find any good pictures other than this, her facebook has 300+ pictures and 99% of them are myspace angles or drugged out rave pictures. the halloween ones are just creepy.

here's the best one i can find
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/Aragon101/n502954146_1016318_4442.jpg

i'd say looks = 7 and value = 5

all i was after was a ONS, but at the time i hadn't cvmmed in like a week. so when i popped, it was more of a hose than a squirt. it was ****ing hillarious because she was blowing me at the time. it's a classic moment

Me: uhhh... you might want to take cover.
HB:huh?
Me: Urrgh.....
*i shoot like 6 wads at least 6 feet*
HB:*shrieks*

its since become our joke that i'm a born fireman.

anyways, about a week later (which would be yesterday) she calls me and tells me that she wants me to do a guest appearance on her webcam show as a "special toy" when i asked her why me, she says her audience will really get off on my shooting a massive load all over her. (just a wee bit disturbing)

to reiterate, i'm not after anything but a **** with this chick, she's got serious issues and i'm not touching them with a 10 foot pole. But i'm still tempted to do this just for the experience.

so my question is, how many of you guys would do this? :p
I've been in the webcam industry for 2 years now. I've done live shows with several women and do a lot of work solo as well. It is an awesome business to be in and I suggest you take full advantage of this girl and use her to earn you money. I record all my live shows and then edit the video and sell it for additional profits. it's awesome.
 

KontrollerX

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I'd do it.

Just wear a mask or something to hide your identity so it doesn't fvck up any of your future job prospects.
 

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You got to think long term here.

I don't know what your career goals are, but if they involve landing a high-profile, high-paying lucrative profession, then don't do it. Because you never know, your competition or somebody working below you just may end up getting their hands on a copy of something like this. And when that happens, it'll be a $hitstorm to deal with.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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KontrollerX said:
I'd do it.

Just wear a mask or something to hide your identity so it doesn't fvck up any of your future job prospects.
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