"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Aragon034

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awhile ago i f-closed an HB at a party, over the course of the night i found out she's actually a webcam *****. to put it into perspective, she'll do 'anything but scat'. (her words, not mine)

For the life of me i can't find any good pictures other than this, her facebook has 300+ pictures and 99% of them are myspace angles or drugged out rave pictures. the halloween ones are just creepy.

here's the best one i can find
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/Aragon101/n502954146_1016318_4442.jpg

i'd say looks = 7 and value = 5

all i was after was a ONS, but at the time i hadn't cvmmed in like a week. so when i popped, it was more of a hose than a squirt. it was ****ing hillarious because she was blowing me at the time. it's a classic moment

Me: uhhh... you might want to take cover.
HB:huh?
Me: Urrgh.....
*i shoot like 6 wads at least 6 feet*
HB:*shrieks*

its since become our joke that i'm a born fireman.

anyways, about a week later (which would be yesterday) she calls me and tells me that she wants me to do a guest appearance on her webcam show as a "special toy" when i asked her why me, she says her audience will really get off on my shooting a massive load all over her. (just a wee bit disturbing)

to reiterate, i'm not after anything but a **** with this chick, she's got serious issues and i'm not touching them with a 10 foot pole. But i'm still tempted to do this just for the experience.

so my question is, how many of you guys would do this? :p
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Solomon

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HELLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO











































































(Unless she cuts a big, big, big check, and my face ain't in the movie :D )
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Aragon034 said:
awhile ago i f-closed an HB at a party, over the course of the night i found out she's actually a webcam *****. to put it into perspective, she'll do 'anything but scat'. (her words, not mine)

For the life of me i can't find any good pictures other than this, her facebook has 300+ pictures and 99% of them are myspace angles or drugged out rave pictures. the halloween ones are just creepy.

here's the best one i can find
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/Aragon101/n502954146_1016318_4442.jpg

i'd say looks = 7 and value = 5

all i was after was a ONS, but at the time i hadn't cvmmed in like a week. so when i popped, it was more of a hose than a squirt. it was ****ing hillarious because she was blowing me at the time. it's a classic moment

Me: uhhh... you might want to take cover.
HB:huh?
Me: Urrgh.....
*i shoot like 6 wads at least 6 feet*
HB:*shrieks*

its since become our joke that i'm a born fireman.

anyways, about a week later (which would be yesterday) she calls me and tells me that she wants me to do a guest appearance on her webcam show as a "special toy" when i asked her why me, she says her audience will really get off on my shooting a massive load all over her. (just a wee bit disturbing)

to reiterate, i'm not after anything but a **** with this chick, she's got serious issues and i'm not touching them with a 10 foot pole. But i'm still tempted to do this just for the experience.

so my question is, how many of you guys would do this? :p
I've been in the webcam industry for 2 years now. I've done live shows with several women and do a lot of work solo as well. It is an awesome business to be in and I suggest you take full advantage of this girl and use her to earn you money. I record all my live shows and then edit the video and sell it for additional profits. it's awesome.
 

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I'd do it.

Just wear a mask or something to hide your identity so it doesn't fvck up any of your future job prospects.
 

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You got to think long term here.

I don't know what your career goals are, but if they involve landing a high-profile, high-paying lucrative profession, then don't do it. Because you never know, your competition or somebody working below you just may end up getting their hands on a copy of something like this. And when that happens, it'll be a $hitstorm to deal with.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Rex Man

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KontrollerX said:
I'd do it.

Just wear a mask or something to hide your identity so it doesn't fvck up any of your future job prospects.
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