"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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We need to talk about us.

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Just got a text from this girl I've been seeing about once a week for a few months. Something along the lines of "we need to talk about us. Can you come to the city Saturday"
I don't really want to go to the city, especially if I won't even be getting laid.
What should I say?
Tell her I'm busy and try to get her to tell me over the phone?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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1-800-HellNo

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lol i just got broken up with.
 

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Translation: I am sick of banging you, found another dude, things need to end.
 

1-800-HellNo

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VladPatton said:
Translation: I am sick of banging you, found another dude, things need to end.
I'm familiar with what it means.
I've just never had it droped on me before so I was looking for some tips on how to get thorough the convo in the best way possible.

I just had her call me. She started crying saying she was starting to get serious feelings and doesn't get to see me enough.

I knew what was going on, but I still had no idea what to say.
I said that sometimes things just don't work out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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j0504s

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just ignore her it will drive her insane...or turn it around on her and be like I actually needed to speak to you...but this isnt working out, a couple other women want to go on dates with me...etc etc...this will drive her insane and will save you the trip....but id stick with just ignore her, no need to create drama in your life and do something you dont want to do....
 
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