"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Die Hard

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I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Die Hard said:
I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
I wouldn't do it myself personally just due to the risk of slippage and the risk of leaking happening and neither one of you realizing until her missed period.
 

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Condoms + water don't mix. I know from experience. :-/
 

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Too bad...it seemed like fun to me :(

STD's and baby's suck!!
 

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It's cramped anyway. Hot tubs are nice, but I've only done it raw so no condom experience. I don't use condoms nearly as much as I should. lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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49au said:
It's cramped anyway. Hot tubs are nice, but I've only done it raw so no condom experience. I don't use condoms nearly as much as I should. lol
I don't want to single you out but how? How can you not wrap your tool knowing all the risks involved? I'd slap myself silly if I didn't.

As for a slippery fvck, It's really no different EXCEPT that if your girl has size C boobs or bigger you will go bat $hit crazy when you feel them up. Sooooooo very nice.

But yeah, don't do it with a condom. Wait until the chick is on the pill or IUD or whatever.
 

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Upside,

I'm not saying it's the most responsible thing to do. I just hate condoms and I've been a little reckless because of that. In the last couple of years, I have sweated some STD tests, and paid for a few plan Bs. I've been fortunate that I haven't contracted anything or gotten anyone pregnant.


Also, the only girls I've fvcked in a pool or a hot tub, I was in an LTR with.
 

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I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
Just had sex in my pool a couple days ago, no condom though. You gotta go slow, water is NOT lube.
 

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Having secks in water is a delight that is only for certain situations. And those situations are

you're married to her
she's on birth control and you're 100% sure she is (LTR sort of thing)


You just can't use a freakin condom while having secks in water. You can try but it will suck. I much rather wait till i'm in a good ltr to try this out (cause i'm sure as hell never marrying)
 

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Like others, I have sex with my LTR girl in the shower maybe once every two weeks lol. She is on the pill and clean, so I don't use a condom. It's pretty exciting, and not something we plan, it's just that we shower together sometimes and "one thing leads to another". We actually had some pretty damn wild sex in the shower LOL, I'd grab her leg and hold it up and grab her as*cheeks with the other hand and pound away pretty hard lol, or I would lay down and she woudl get on top and ride me, water pouring over us and all that good stuff! haha,


I'd bend her over and go to work with water pouring at my back, and she is holding her self on the wall, and i'd reach below and grab the boobs as I'm doing it sometiems or just smash on the cheeks and slap 'em ;). I'd also have her give me bl*wjobs in the shower as well :yes:

So yeah, it's good stuff. I've done the pool thing before also, but also with an LTR and no condoms. YOu have to be extremely careful in the pool and go very slow not to rip pieces of her vagina (I've done some research on this, and if having sex in water there are risks of damaging some of her vagina by having slight tears), you you make sure to go slow and turn her own so you don't hurt her..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I would highly recommend jacuzzi and pool at night, the pool lights are so pretty!. I had bruises on my back from the pool grate for a week though so be careful of that. She really needs to be on the pill for underwater sex. And plus semen feels nice and silky on your skin with water, it's the best time to suggest ejaculating on different parts of her body if you're into that and if she isn't normally.
 

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I've spent some pleasant evenings in hot tubs but for sex doing it in the shower is better...as long as you have a shower mat to keep from slipping and killing both of you.
 

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Sex in any body of water is not healthy for the woman, because essentially the penis acts as a hydraulic pump. You will be literally pumping her full of water and that water has nowhere to go, which can cause some health problems.
 

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from this thread i have concluded that. no one wares a condom. lol.

as for shower sex. i can't tell you. all i can say is be careful. you could slip and fall lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Lube your c0ck up with some silicone lube, it's the only type of lube that works in water I think & is still condom safe.
 

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Had it in shower, never in a bath.

Shower is great, it shortens the foreplay since both of you are already all wet.

I wouldn't imagine doing it in a bath though...all that water and humping and shoving probably wouldn't feel good for the woman.

P.S Never used condom in shower sex, can't tell you from personal experience.
 

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Die Hard said:
I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
Bad idea to wear a condom in the bath or a pool. Not only will the chlorine in the pool eat at the rubber and risk leakage, but it's very awkward. Just don't "nut" in the pool. That's gross man. :box:
 

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SharinganUser said:
Sex in any body of water is not healthy for the woman, because essentially the penis acts as a hydraulic pump. You will be literally pumping her full of water and that water has nowhere to go, which can cause some health problems.
Wait, are you serious?

LOL either way.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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