"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Die Hard said:
I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
I wouldn't do it myself personally just due to the risk of slippage and the risk of leaking happening and neither one of you realizing until her missed period.
 

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Condoms + water don't mix. I know from experience. :-/
 

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Too bad...it seemed like fun to me :(

STD's and baby's suck!!
 

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It's cramped anyway. Hot tubs are nice, but I've only done it raw so no condom experience. I don't use condoms nearly as much as I should. lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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49au said:
It's cramped anyway. Hot tubs are nice, but I've only done it raw so no condom experience. I don't use condoms nearly as much as I should. lol
I don't want to single you out but how? How can you not wrap your tool knowing all the risks involved? I'd slap myself silly if I didn't.

As for a slippery fvck, It's really no different EXCEPT that if your girl has size C boobs or bigger you will go bat $hit crazy when you feel them up. Sooooooo very nice.

But yeah, don't do it with a condom. Wait until the chick is on the pill or IUD or whatever.
 

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Upside,

I'm not saying it's the most responsible thing to do. I just hate condoms and I've been a little reckless because of that. In the last couple of years, I have sweated some STD tests, and paid for a few plan Bs. I've been fortunate that I haven't contracted anything or gotten anyone pregnant.


Also, the only girls I've fvcked in a pool or a hot tub, I was in an LTR with.
 

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Die Hard said:
I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
Just had sex in my pool a couple days ago, no condom though. You gotta go slow, water is NOT lube.
 

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Having secks in water is a delight that is only for certain situations. And those situations are

you're married to her
she's on birth control and you're 100% sure she is (LTR sort of thing)


You just can't use a freakin condom while having secks in water. You can try but it will suck. I much rather wait till i'm in a good ltr to try this out (cause i'm sure as hell never marrying)
 

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Like others, I have sex with my LTR girl in the shower maybe once every two weeks lol. She is on the pill and clean, so I don't use a condom. It's pretty exciting, and not something we plan, it's just that we shower together sometimes and "one thing leads to another". We actually had some pretty damn wild sex in the shower LOL, I'd grab her leg and hold it up and grab her as*cheeks with the other hand and pound away pretty hard lol, or I would lay down and she woudl get on top and ride me, water pouring over us and all that good stuff! haha,


I'd bend her over and go to work with water pouring at my back, and she is holding her self on the wall, and i'd reach below and grab the boobs as I'm doing it sometiems or just smash on the cheeks and slap 'em ;). I'd also have her give me bl*wjobs in the shower as well :yes:

So yeah, it's good stuff. I've done the pool thing before also, but also with an LTR and no condoms. YOu have to be extremely careful in the pool and go very slow not to rip pieces of her vagina (I've done some research on this, and if having sex in water there are risks of damaging some of her vagina by having slight tears), you you make sure to go slow and turn her own so you don't hurt her..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I would highly recommend jacuzzi and pool at night, the pool lights are so pretty!. I had bruises on my back from the pool grate for a week though so be careful of that. She really needs to be on the pill for underwater sex. And plus semen feels nice and silky on your skin with water, it's the best time to suggest ejaculating on different parts of her body if you're into that and if she isn't normally.
 

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I've spent some pleasant evenings in hot tubs but for sex doing it in the shower is better...as long as you have a shower mat to keep from slipping and killing both of you.
 

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Sex in any body of water is not healthy for the woman, because essentially the penis acts as a hydraulic pump. You will be literally pumping her full of water and that water has nowhere to go, which can cause some health problems.
 

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from this thread i have concluded that. no one wares a condom. lol.

as for shower sex. i can't tell you. all i can say is be careful. you could slip and fall lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lube your c0ck up with some silicone lube, it's the only type of lube that works in water I think & is still condom safe.
 

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Had it in shower, never in a bath.

Shower is great, it shortens the foreplay since both of you are already all wet.

I wouldn't imagine doing it in a bath though...all that water and humping and shoving probably wouldn't feel good for the woman.

P.S Never used condom in shower sex, can't tell you from personal experience.
 

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Die Hard said:
I've never had sex in a bath or in the shower, but might give it a try tomorrow. So how does this influence the use of a condom? Will it slip off your d!ck because of the water?

Please respond soon, I need to know this before tomorrow :D
Bad idea to wear a condom in the bath or a pool. Not only will the chlorine in the pool eat at the rubber and risk leakage, but it's very awkward. Just don't "nut" in the pool. That's gross man. :box:
 

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SharinganUser said:
Sex in any body of water is not healthy for the woman, because essentially the penis acts as a hydraulic pump. You will be literally pumping her full of water and that water has nowhere to go, which can cause some health problems.
Wait, are you serious?

LOL either way.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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