NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Hey mods, let's get this moved. Usually you're on this in seconds.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Watch This Before Posting
- Thread starter B-Lemond
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2002
- Messages
- 1,066
- Reaction score
- 3
- Age
- 41
Sorry guys, I won't be the one to sticky something that a lot of us have seen years ago.
Maybe one of the newer Moderators will do it, but I won't.
Besides... it's funny... just not that funny.
And anyway, if you want to keep it near the top, just continue posting on it... that's what we did back in the day before we even had the sticky feature.
AS
Maybe one of the newer Moderators will do it, but I won't.
Besides... it's funny... just not that funny.
And anyway, if you want to keep it near the top, just continue posting on it... that's what we did back in the day before we even had the sticky feature.
AS
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
:crackup: Back in the day! :crackup:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2002
- Messages
- 1,066
- Reaction score
- 3
- Age
- 41
Hey... don't laugh at me mother****er, I'm getting old.
AS
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Fat chance man. I may be new, but I'm not THAT stupid.
Besides, I've seen funnier...