NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Hey mods, let's get this moved. Usually you're on this in seconds.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Watch This Before Posting
- Thread starter B-Lemond
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
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Sorry guys, I won't be the one to sticky something that a lot of us have seen years ago.
Maybe one of the newer Moderators will do it, but I won't.
Besides... it's funny... just not that funny.
And anyway, if you want to keep it near the top, just continue posting on it... that's what we did back in the day before we even had the sticky feature.
AS
Maybe one of the newer Moderators will do it, but I won't.
Besides... it's funny... just not that funny.
And anyway, if you want to keep it near the top, just continue posting on it... that's what we did back in the day before we even had the sticky feature.
AS
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
:crackup: Back in the day! :crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
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Hey... don't laugh at me mother****er, I'm getting old.
AS
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Fat chance man. I may be new, but I'm not THAT stupid.
Besides, I've seen funnier...