Watch Out For Parisites!!

[SharinganUser]

Paris Hilton wanna-bes, aptly named Parisites, are growing in population and are threatening civilization as we know it. Parisites are known to travel in packs of up to 10. They are easily spotted by their nearly identical images(blonde, showing lotta skin, expensive clothes, ect...) and the one or two over weight parisites in the pack. Recent servey's have shown that they may also have a token metro/gay male friend along with them.

These people are dangerous. They have been seen luring men and taking their money, dignity, balls, and everything that makes a man a man. Women arround them will either be rediculed or attempted to be assimilated into the group. Should you see a parisite, do not panic, they can be handled. Should you run into them, hide and/or make your self look bigger than you are. If that doesn't work, confuse them by shouting "Paris!" or ask them a basic skill testing question. Never approach a group of parisites without being armed with hilariously sarcastic comments about them.

 

[Hitman10000]

Paris Hilton wanna-bes, aptly named Parisites, are growing in population and are threatening civilization as we know it. Parisites are known to travel in packs of up to 10. They are easily spotted by their nearly identical images(blonde, showing lotta skin, expensive clothes, ect...) and the one or two over weight parisites in the pack. Recent servey's have shown that they may also have a token metro/gay male friend along with them.

These people are dangerous. They have been seen luring men and taking their money, dignity, balls, and everything that makes a man a man. Women arround them will either be rediculed or attempted to be assimilated into the group. Should you see a parisite, do not panic, they can be handled. Should you run into them, hide and/or make your self look bigger than you are. If that doesn't work, confuse them by shouting "Paris!" or ask them a basic skill testing question. Never approach a group of parisites without being armed with hilariously sarcastic comments about them.

Paris Hilton

Anna Nicole Smith

what do they have in common besides having a loose vagina or being blonde?

They're both Histrionics. Avoid Histrionics like the plague, if you have to deal with them, don't take them seriously and treat them like children because that's what they are.

 

[Docs]

And here's the punchline, "If she looks too good to be real, it's probably true!" :crackup:

 

[Raptured Phoenix]

wtf?

I dont see the value of this thread... I almost didn't reply because I didn't want to bump it.... But my god... someone should delete this maybe?

 

[Docs]

It's uhh...a joke?

-Granted, it's deserving of AE.

 

[SharinganUser]

Parisites are not your average gold diggers. They are very real and very dangerous, gentlemen.

 

[dap]

Ha! I know some girls who totally fit this description.

 

[KillaCam]

Pound them then toss them.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Parasites... you mean like most desperate single moms?

 

[Docs]

Parasites... you mean like most desperate single moms?

No...the ill-dreaded [Can't say it] are...worse.... much worse then parasites. They are...leeches. They get a hold of you...and...there's nothing left at the end.

But even worse then that...is a divorced [...cant' say it]. Normally, they are alright..but if they read a minute amount of female prograganda...they turn into cynical crack wh0res.

:crackup:

 

[SharinganUser]

They are called Parisites, not parasites. They are called that because of their genetic inability to provide anything for society or other humanbeings.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

haha

definitely a threat to the modern man.

If its too late to outrun them, administer a spray of Logic and Intelligence.

that should buy you enough time to make your escape (or number-close, if thats what ur into)

 

[donjuanjovi]

haha, too true.

:crackup:

 

[Duke]

haha

definitely a threat to the modern man.

If its too late to outrun them, administer a spray of Logic and Intelligence.

that should buy you enough time to make your escape (or number-close, if thats what ur into)

LMAO